Alan’s trying their best

They/ them.

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

my cat has no responsibilities, but all day he walks around the house from room to room with this utter sense of purpose, as if he has an endless to-do list of tasks no one asked for. just this weird small furry dude going about his little cat errands.

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

PSA: if you ever see your friends listening to the album “Dear Wormwood” by The Oh Hellos, be sure to check in on them. They’re either enduring a period of intense overwhelming sadness and longing or they’re planning a D&D campaign

[Aahaasuwiimiikwan 🪶 @aahasuwimiikwan]

First time doing Totoro and they turned out super cute 😊

[Alan’s trying their best @KingAlansFury]

If you want to know what I look like in my head it’s Buster Keaton

[🦋The Other Happy Place🦋 @otherhappyplace]

Buster Keaton was so beautiful it makes me kind of sick

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

Nicholas Hoult is one of those guys like Collin Farrell and Tom Hardy where he was good looking enough that the biz pushed him into Good Looking Young Man roles but in reality he’s his best when you cast him as a Weird Little Bastard

[Alan’s trying their best @KingAlansFury]

Just had my first audition since before the pandemic and I want to throw up

[li 🌈 peak season hell @canicuIa]

if it hadn’t been for cotton eye joe, I’d’ve been married a

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“I’m a jack of all trades, master of none” is such a cute little way to say you have adhd

[Alan’s trying their best @KingAlansFury]

@KP11Studios I think any movie over two hours should be legally obligated to have one

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Alan’s trying their best @KingAlansFury]

(Heavy breathing) gib me

[ًً @heartipink]

heart-shaped le creuset cast iron casserole

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Tara Raghuveer @taraghuveer]

Eggs are $5+ and tenants are paying corporate landlords $1000+ for a couple hundred square feet of mess. It's hard to take it seriously when the people paid to look at charts tell us that they have "good news" about the economy.

[stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree @StefGotBooted]

Hear me out: Nuremberg Trials but for oil executives.

[Alan’s trying their best @KingAlansFury]

The tattoo artist doing my Fri the 13th flash told me I have good skin for tattoos and that validation will carry me through the rest of the year

[violet valentine @slutpilled]

i don't want bottom surgery. i just want to be able to swap out my genitals like go go gadget pussy