Ozymandias, King of Kings

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@StanbicIBTC what’s going on with the app? I made a transfer yesterday and was debited but never arrived at the recipient, I need help pls

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@StanbicIBTC made a transfer yesterday and was debited but it didn’t get to the recipient, it’s been 24 hours already, can you pls refund or send the money

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@optixbaba Is everything ok?

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@Unn_bothered I'll take the person's place, where do I apply??

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

Interesting to reflect how much of an impact @xkcdComic has had on tech culture - expressing making (mostly) universal truths via simple to understand comics

So many golden nuggets. Like this classic:

[Jared Ryan Sears @JaredRyanSears]

Watching Republican members of Congress slowly realize how much Trump and Musk are hurting their voters is fascinating.

MAGA only works when they're in the minority in Congress. They can throw out outlandish lies and demand ridiculous cuts/legislation but not have any of it pass, so they never end up hurting their base directly.

Now that they have the majority, they can't fulfill their promises because it will hurt their base.

Republicans cannot govern.

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@JacqueeScott Lmaoooo, I actually had to do a double take and read it again

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

This is sophistry
TL; DR:
1. Being wrong in one thing =/ = being wrong in another thing

2. Being wrong =/= misleading (in the way Vance means it)

3. Be careful with JD Vance. He is a very intelligent man. He is a good debater. He will try to whitewash Trump. Don't fall for it

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@MallamSawyerr he annoys me soo much

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@MallamSawyerr Bruh, there’s this documentary on Amazon prime that really drives some of this home and shows how they have a lot to do with where we are today, it’s wild

[sofia is quite the pyro ❤️‍🔥💃 @taylorisdownbad]

just know that if you voted for him you’re beneath me. i don’t respect you, i don’t like you, i don’t wanna hear anything you have to say about literally anything. you’re just terrible, uneducated, gullible children in the bodies of adults

[afrobeats genius @w_o_s_k_e]

Oh by the way, fuck you and block me if you a Trump supporter. I ain’t about your bullshit. Fuck off

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

Not to be alarmist or anything, but so much is in play on the global scale because of this.

Russia sees this as a green light to do whatever they want to Ukraine (including targeted nukes), America is not gonna stop them.

Israel, running up even more numbers in Palestine. Sigh

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

Please I am begging you, if this is you..just unfollow me everywhere and in real life. I don't even need to know it happened..just leave, because if I find out, I will drag you

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@Unn_bothered I am sooo tight now, I can't believe this is happening

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

Mannnn, I am soo sick to my stomach

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@optixbaba Is everything ok?

[Ozymandias, King of Kings @KingDavid_F]

@MazeDaMouth I haven't looked forward to a show this much in a minute