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[Alone Mask @KingEgwin]

Bro chose peace

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“The reduction in VAT on fuel announced by President Ruto was a scam. Go and check your fuel receipt!” — Faith Odhiambo.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

What do we have here ?

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

That was swift.

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

* sees a burn survivor
* quickly bodyshames her
* inserts "men" to divert attention
* pretend that men are evil perverts over an idea she made up completely

Once you clock that women can be inherently evil you'd stop seeing them as innocent harmless little angels

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ @moes_code]

Muranga county peeps are lucky.

In 2027 they get a deputy cause tunachukua Kangata by force and Ndindi Nyoro wont be the governor either.

[Uncle Billz @UncleBillz]

Bro went ALL in!!!💀😂🙌

And won 💯

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

William ata ukue content creator hii haitafufua Eric shieni. Ni Wantam and Jail for you.

[Sosp @SosPmugacia]

Millennials walikuwa wananunua credit kwa duka.

[SODF SOLDIER 🥷🫆🏹 @LeBlower]

Lecturers are on strike.
Fuel prices are soaring.
Painslips thinned.

Meanwhile those who manage your money:

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

And the ICC let him go. Against our wishes.

[Oracle of Omaha @hrndiversity]

@UTDTrey That Man United fan who promised not to cut his hair until they win 5 games in a row would be visiting the barber every other week if he supported Barça

[ICON vitalis @iconvitalis]

This is Canada bwana... Our Kenyans there are doing justice to mzungu .... Sifuna is the song.

[Eddie @Eddieug10Ug]

Leeds United handing over Man United to Como😂

[Alone Mask @KingEgwin]

@droid254 Aga khan alicash-out now kaongo's friend is set to own the majority stake. Heri uskie uchungu lakini usiskie nmg

[Alone Mask @KingEgwin]

@khakis_vendor Not anymore. Take time to scrutinize the people you vote for bure hao watoto wako watajua ulichangia kuharibu nchi

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

"because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things."

[Alone Mask @KingEgwin]

@khakis_vendor Hii ni receipt ya tackles😂
You fought uongozi mbaya and voted jalang'o