KINGER

I’m straight up not having a good time

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is like when you found out Santa isn’t real

[KINGER @Kinger802]

Dont send me trade requests while you know I’m drunk, thats unsportsmanlike conduct

[KINGER @Kinger802]

Isn’t crypto supermans dog?

[KINGER @Kinger802]

@liamsweeney34 This summer? 👀

[KINGER @Kinger802]

@LizzyTowsley Is 3” enough 😭

[KINGER @Kinger802]

she left the bar with him bro. I’m sorry

[KINGER @Kinger802]

If you’re a guy named brenden at UVM and are texting a girl whose brunette and about 5’6” you’re competing with guy whose taller than me and blonde.
You’re losing bud but good luck

[Joey Jones @Johnny_Joey]

If @JoeBiden threatened the Taliban the way he just threatened Americans who don’t want to wear a mask or get the vax he might have ended the war in Afghanistan.

[KINGER @Kinger802]

@Kmacks56 Weighted blankets helped

[KINGER @Kinger802]

I lose all concept of how to speak when I’m told I cant swear

[KINGER @Kinger802]

How fast was Michael’s boss in the office going to get decapitated? Asking for a friend

[KINGER @Kinger802]

If I had a shot for every shot I’ve ever taken. Id be dead.

[KINGER @Kinger802]

Tequila is just Mexican vodka

[KINGER @Kinger802]

Took too much preworkout. Now I can make bad decisions faster plus heartburn

[KINGER @Kinger802]

You’re entire personality is the office and yoga pants gym photos with the caption 🍑

[KINGER @Kinger802]

“I’ve never cheated” ... well thats not very 1,432,981 snap score of you

[KINGERiv @itskingeriv]

#nerfrevenant #apex

[KINGER @Kinger802]

“Football is only for a few years, drinking is forever” @derekMJ54

[KINGER @Kinger802]

Bouta get 5 stars in gta just so I can feel wanted

[KINGER @Kinger802]

“He said a couple beers and you said a couple beers the difference is he stuck with it and here we are walking home at 2 AM with fucking cold pizza” @derekMJ54