King Funko

Amateur Chef. Professional Lover.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga @JANELABABY We are not Led Zeppelin lol

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga @JANELABABY We… we only have two songs. Once is mostly me just making euphemisms about sex and cars combined and also a song about wizards and magic and bullshit.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga @JANELABABY When my new band drops, this shit is going to be wild. I am already talking about cars, sex, car sex, sex with cars, and wizards that also do sex. Also wizard sex.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga @JANELABABY That’s why I love ol’ Joe so much. He did his best for the “big time” and the world wasn’t ready so he made his own thing and it’s more important than anything else. The Collective is my Christmas and Easter and Thanksgiving.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga @JANELABABY Being deeply independent has cost me probably millions at this point but… I still have my integrity. I can still honestly tell anyone that I’m a more or less decent person and I have never produced any bullshit that I didn’t truly believe in.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga @JANELABABY Bro.. the amount of writing or directing things I have walked away from. Hell… the bands I coulda sang for that I had the job,

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga In my experience, wrestlers, strippers and musicians are basically the only people that get paid solely on their looks, bodies and talent and no one gives a shit if they get hurt when they inevitably do. I have been 2.5 of those things so I can actually comment on this.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@BostonNooga I was once paid MORE because I was bleeding all over the place and holding a broken pool cue just to leave but that was a one time kinda deal.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@ECWDivaFrancine I sincerely applaud you. The crowds were mean and the chants were fucking awful but you held your own and did it all with a smile. After the Pitbulls turn you had HEAT and you still went on and turned it up. And kept being the best person ever. With skimpy outfits lol

[King Funko @KingFunko]

Give them the finger. Harder than I have ever flipped anyone off in my life.

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

If someone offered you a million dollars but demanded you give up your dog, what would you do?

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@lola_rabbbit I always assumed they came from the Heavens.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@kiddbanditpro Ma’am!!

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@ECWDivaFrancine Rest assured, from every person that has ever said a word about you I know that you were practically the nicest, most pure person in that locker room and I think that might make you one of the all time best workers ever. Franny was a good girl. Which blew my mind at first lol

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@lola_rabbbit Kinda dumb, really. Shit, I was vegan and was sous chef at a chicken wing place. You don’t need to shoot animals to own guns and you don’t need to eat meat to know how to cook it incredibly well.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

The Thing, The Hateful 8 and Fargo.

[Paul Walter Hauser @WrestlerHauser]

Fargo
Misery
The Shining

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@CeeHawk Parks and Rec is my favorite comedy show ever. It is home to my heart and my kids crack up because the older I get the more Ron I become. @JimOHeir ‘s book is great too if anyone hasn’t checked it out. He signed mine. 😊

[King Funko @KingFunko]

@ShellyFromCali Yeah, I’m good.

[King Funko @KingFunko]

“Through the darkness of future past
The Magician longs to see.
One screams out between two worlds:
Fire… Walk With Me.” #DavidLynch

@ThatsOurWaldo @theb1ack1odge