The King Jalen Hurts

@cardinals Fan @Eagles Fan, @AlabamaFTBL Fan

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I started a stopwatch to see how long Jim Edmonds could talk uninterrupted, and my phone died because no battery on earth can last THAT long #STLCards

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@ESPNFC He’s our Neymar, flashy when he needs it, invisible when someone needs him

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@AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Bullshit, not a red at all, awful call and should be overturned

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@gatewaygrinders lol every time I think it’s the same clip but he just does it every week or so now

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@Cardinals

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They don’t know I’m a massive @Cardinals fan - but there are signs others are as well

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@Cardinals @LO_Cardinals Oli goated for that

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@MLB

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@RangerApologist @Cardinals Watched u guys get dog walked by the Phils and here u are talking bout the Cards

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@LordNootbaar Never been more back

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@dannykanell Me when I make shit up

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@tbhorka Update?

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@reggieragland U would never

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@BirrellRob @SportyMcSports BYU might play no teams that are ranked at the end of the year lol

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@georgewrighster

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@Land00000000n @BleedingGreen Who said he wasn’t?

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@DiBonaNFL Cherry picking rush yards and first downs while the defense has let up only a few scores and the offense has kept them on the field the entire game while scoring 9 pts

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@Eagles @1kalwaysopen_ Gervon Dexter dirty as hell

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@BleedingGreen 10-9 yikes of course we had to miss the xp

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@BleedingGreen Sydney brown fucking sucks