King David II

Welcome to the party

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

What kind of stupid question is this, don’t piss me off

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

If we could only win one game here, which game are you choosing, Culers?

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

@kamsysrevenge Cap

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

Ukrainian Feminists since Ukraine started mobilizing women into the Army

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

Wow😂

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Women are now being mobilized in Ukraine. Good times will be had by all.

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Women are now being mobilized in Ukraine. Good times will be had by all.

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

@FabrizioRomano @postunited Cry for me jor!

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

give women free tickets to your show first, you fool.

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

He did nothing at club level, but he was his leagues best player and highest assists. 16 goals and 11 assists are average numbers, but y’all wanted to give vini bdor for 15 goals and 5 assists. Mind you yamal had the exact same stats in champs vini had that same season. Bias fuck

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Absolute rubbish.

Yamal did nothing at club level last season to warrant winning the Ballon d’Or. His numbers were average, and so were his performances. He did nothing in the Champions League.

At international level, he did absolutely nothing too. He was genuinely Spain’s worst starter at the World Cup.

He wasn’t in the Champions League Team of the Season. He wasn’t in the World Cup Team of the Season.

So why exactly is he even in Ballon d’Or conversations?

He wasn’t even a top-five player in the world last season.

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

@Lionelmessifc01 Bruh the brain rot is wild

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

Didn’t Aubameyang win golden boot in the prem? Or is this guy just insane

[Slay Jimmy 🦍 @slay_jimmy]

This is the league Messi spent 90% of his career in. Adeyemi wasn’t even doing this at Bundesliga. Aubameyang flopped in Saudi but is currently one of the top scorers 😂

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

This Rodri is so simple and yet so technical, what a player!

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

☝️ The only rule: two touches and no thigh.

⛔️ Don’t let it drop.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Women were never oppressed. There was NO oppression. What women call oppression today was just PROTECTION.

Let me break it down for you:

1. VOTING:
Women say "we couldn't vote." But back then, voting was not a right, it was a RESPONSIBILITY. Only people who owned property, paid heavy taxes, held public office, or were drafted to DIE in wars could vote.

100% of the people dying in wars were men. You want to vote to send men to war, while you sit at home safe? Makes zero sense. Voting was linked to the DRAFT. You vote, you go to war. Men understood that.

2. BANKING:
"You needed your husband's signature!" Yes, because by LAW, a woman was LEGALLY PROTECTED from debt. Her husband was the head of household and by law HE was 100% liable for ALL debts she made. If she borrowed and couldn't pay, THEY CAME FOR HIM, not her. Creditors went to jail or lost everything - the husband.

So of course his signature was needed. He is the one who goes to prison if you don't pay.

3. PROPERTY - COVERTURE:
They cry about coverture. Coverture meant when you marry, your property merges under ONE name, the husband's, because there was ONE tax filing per household, not two like today. ONE household, ONE name, ONE tax.

It was not to steal from you. It was because the husband was legally responsible for you. If you got sued, he paid. If you owed taxes, he paid. He took your debts too.

These men had mothers they worshipped and daughters they would die for. They were not oppressing women, they were covering them.

4. CONTROLLING WOMEN'S BODIES:
The biggest lie. Back then there were NO abortion pills, NO condoms that worked, NO diapers, NO formula, NO government money to raise a child alone as a single mother, NO good jobs for women to survive alone.

Who bears the most risk in unprotected sex? THE WOMAN. She gets pregnant for 9 months, she risks death during childbirth, which was very common then.

So what did society do? They made sure women stayed virgins until marriage, and made sure men MARRIED them before sex. That is not oppression, that is PROTECTION from becoming a single mother with 3 kids and no food.

And it WORKED. Single motherhood rate was less than 5%. Marriage rate was 90%. Children grew up with fathers.

Today you have "freedom" - 40% single mothers, fatherless homes, abortions everywhere, and women crying that men don't want them.

There was never oppression. There was a system that understood biology and protected women from the consequences of their own choices.

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

@mavoswago @kamsysrevenge 😭😭😭😭

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

FEMINISM CAN ONLY EXIST IN A PATRIARCHAL SOCIETY.

Let that sink in. You need a patriarchal system to protect your right to bitch about patriarchy. Without men defending your "rights," your feminism would last 5 minutes before some warlord dragged you off by your hair.

Every single matriarchal society in human history is DEAD. Extinct. Buried. Gone. Ask yourself why.

Because when women ran society, they were TEN TIMES more ruthless than any patriarchy you ever cried about.

It was never equality. It was female tyranny. All inheritance to women. All power to women. All children belong to women. All money, all land, all attention, all control - WOMEN. Men?

Men were nothing. Sperm donors and disposable slaves.

So where is it now? GONE. Because it doesn't work. It cannot build. It cannot protect. It cannot fight. It cannot survive a single winter, a single war, a single famine.

Patriarchy survived 6,000 years for ONE reason - it is the ONLY system that actually PROTECTED women.

now you sit in a house men built, with electricity men wired, internet men coded, water pipes men laid, protected by laws men

wrote, enforced by male police and male soldiers, cashing a paycheck from a company men built, and you have the audacity to type "men are not naturally born leaders." You dumb, ungrateful idiot.

You think you don't need men only because patriarchy made you so safe, so fat, so privileged, so bored, that you forgot what danger feels like.

Your independence wasn't won. It was BOUGHT. With male blood, male sacrifice, male labor.

So yeah, matriarchy is dead. It failed. And if patriarchy falls too, you won't be empowered. You will be on your knees begging for it back within a year.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Their retaliation & response to everything is always becoming whores.

Come from a toxic family? Become a whore.

Come from a poor family?. Become a whore.

Lose a parent? Become a whore.

Fail in school? Become a whore.

Feminism? Become a whore.

Feel insecure? Become a whore.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Understand Alejandro Balde has informed Barcelona about his desire to STAY at the club and compete for a spot.

His intention is clear; decision up to the club after exploring sale.

Only a big proposal from a top club can change the scenario from now to Deadline Day.

[King David II @kinggUmeh]

Start pulling them out against relegation hull o, otu

[iyawo baleba @iiyawobaleba]

You pull pedri I pull mainoo
You pull Fermin I pull santos
You pull Rodri I pull tielemans
You pull olmo I pull mount
You pull gavi I pull baleba

Now if I pull Bruno who you wan pull😭😂 ???

[El Jefe @ChaseEnCashe]

Some years ago on this app, a shit ton of women were taking dating advice from a horoscope page that turned out to be ran by a 13 year old girl lmao

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

Women wrote letters to Jeffrey Dahmer knowing exactly who he was and what he had done. Some explicitly expressed a desire for him to commit those same unspeakable acts upon them; others went as far as sending nude photographs of themselves so he could imagine doing those things to them. There is a particular darkness to the female mind, a sort of “I don’t really care what the world thinks; I will hold on to what I believe” mentality that continues to astonish me. And frankly, that is why there is literally nothing a woman, or a group of women, could do that would genuinely surprise me. Absolutely nothing.

[Jack @jackunheard]

"I strangled all three of my kids."

Women: