Greatest window of all time man:
- Black Japanese keeper
- Guy who wanks his willy to racist audios
- Reincarnation of H*tler
- Garnacho
Nobody can beat this
I stopped calling someone for a while.
Eventually, they called and said:
“You’ve changed.”
I replied:
No. I stopped doing all the work
Silence.
Sometimes distance doesn’t change a relationship.
It simply reveals who was carrying it.
Good night to my lovely mutuals🤝✅❤️
I asked my friend:
If everyone told you I was a bad person, would you believe them?
He said:
I would listen.
I was surprised.
Then he added:
But I wouldn’t decide until I heard your side.
That’s when I understood something.
Loyalty isn’t blindly believing your friend is always right. It’s refusing to judge them without giving them a voice.
I asked my grandfather:
How do I know when it’s time to leave?
My grandfather pointed at the front door and said:
“When you keep knocking on a door that you have the key to open.”
I looked confused.
My grandfather smiled.
Some doors aren’t locked. You’re just afraid of what happens after you walk through them.
Sometimes you’re not stuck. You’re hesitating.
A man promised his wife:
“Next year, everything will be different.”
She smiled.
The next year, nothing changed.
Again he said:
“Next year.”
She replied:
“I don’t need another year.”
He asked:
“What do you need?”
She said:
“One honest week.”
Because sometimes a person who keeps promising the future is avoiding responsibility in the present.
KARIM ADEYEMI SHOWS HIS CLASS! 🇩🇪🔥
The German has scored his first La Liga goal for Barcelona! 🔵🔴
Hansi Flick does it again. He saw something in Adeyemi, brought him to Camp Nou… and the winger is already delivering. Pure quality. 👏
Welcome to Barça, Karim. This is just the beginning.💙❤️
Six minutes after coming from the bench, Sir Anthony Gordon already registered two asssists in his name ! 🏴🔥
Take a bow! The treble is coming this season
Forget the scoreline, the stats, and everything else for a moment, just focus on this.
Gordon found himself clean through on goal with only Fermín López making the overlapping run beside him. Most new signings in that situation would take the shot themselves, desperate to score and win over the manager and the supporters.
Instead, Gordon unselfishly squared it to Fermín, immediately ran over to celebrate with him and wrap him in a hug… then turned straight around and set up Raphinha for the next goal.
Pure team player. You can’t help but fall in love with him. 💙❤️
🚨🔵⚪️ BREAKING: Ayyoub Bouaddi to Manchester City, here we go! Deal agreed club to club.
Fee to reach €100m package with add-ons, as @FabriceHawkins reports. Green light from Lille to the sale.
Bouaddi agreed terms with City in July and now set to join #MCFC project.