the year is 2030, im working as a vet at hamster world cup where people gamble on hasmter races
a race contestant died the week before, the owner, in disbelief, doesn't believe it and request further medical investigation. so the vet owner lets in a labrador. the dog sniffs the hamster and shortly after dog produces a sad whine and leaves
the owner, still not convinced, demands more examinations. the vet gets me, cat walks around the hamster and realized the hamster is dead, meow'd to the vet
"Fine, I believe you now," the owner says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1500 dollars" says the vet. "What? 1500 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" the owner is shocked.
the vet replies: "no, 0 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan lmeow"
we getting rich boys