Ignus, The Dragon King

A wise and crazy old man. I mean, who else but a King would give sage advice one minute and snicker at dick jokes the next? #ThankyouAkiraToriyama

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

Death is naught but the beginning, and you are not dead until you are forgotten. Unleash your Inner Dragon, and you will be immortalized. There is a Dragon King in all of us. And only you can bring him out.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@FunkDoc1112 I didn't pay attention and I agree with Florida. Apart from the fact that I believe the parents should be the ones teaching this kind of thing to their kids, of course. Still, not everyone has parents that do this. Or, well, parents in the first place.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@oncloud_e I got bored of Harry Potter roughly fifteen years ago. She ain't getting shit from me.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@ayeejuju 8 years. I'd already have 5.6 Billion Dollars by now.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@TaraBull808 "I'm sorry, I couldn't go back far enough. It wasn't her that tried to find you to tell you she loved you, it was her twin sister. I missed out, don't make my mistake. Also, don't tell her that her body fluids taste like chocolate or whatever. That was extremely weird."

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@shylilytwitch @CDawgVA "Once again"? When did he stop?

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@zukokins She's the White Mage. And no-one... fucks... with the White Mage.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@reaIOrangeJesus @GregBaldwinIroh @Dirtnbass @BidenHQ He's not wrong.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@CovfefeChan Yes. I dare you to fail me.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@Extralongdokkan I like the top half, hate most of the bottom half. John Cena as Recoome would work, but he's not tall enough. Master Roshi would be better played as Arnold Schwarzenegger since he has been seen with a white beard and a Hawaiian shirt.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@LookAtMyMeat1 I'm not passing up on the Elf Girlfriend that loves me. Loyalty is so hard to find in this data and age.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@BasedPota18 Ace Ventura is in the middle, if nobody noticed.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@amelia_carl9 Yes.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@CovfefeChan @vtuberfefe Speak for yourself, I laughed.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@Rhymestyle I don't know what to tell you, but I'm not a fan of Groudon's design. And I'm not a liar, I'm just weird.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@CovfefeChan DO NOT go to Nijisanji.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@GregBaldwinIroh Hmmm. This requires research.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@GHOSTDATA_ North Carolina, too. For the record, I have to use my wifi to go there, since, FOR SOME REASON, my phone is registered as North Carolina, even though I live in South Carolina.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@elonmusk Just what every planet needs: humans.

[Ignus, The Dragon King @KingIgnus]

@MerlinSenpaii @CovfefeChan Disappointing.