Joffrey Baratheon

The True King of the Seven Kingdoms.

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

Information for my Joffrey.

- I am playing him as being 20.
- Joffrey is cruel and unkind. Dont take his words to heart.
- If I ever cross the line you can absolutely DM me.

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

SOMEONE LIT OFF A LOT OF FIRECRACKERS IN MY ROOM ITS A MESS

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I don’t like Ser Pounce. I think I will block him. 😒👋🏻

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

I AM OVER WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY IT ISNT TRUE IM ROBERT BARATHEON’S LEGITIMATE SON

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the cuck in the north is at it again

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IS MY UNCLE MY DADDY??? ARE THE RUMOURS TRUE????

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

AM I AN INCEST BABY GOOGLE HELP

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MY MOM DID INCEST WITH MY UNCLE???

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@LIGHT0FTHEW3ST @lionovlannister MOM?????

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I need a better Kingsguard because who is out here protecting the great me besides me…

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https://t.co/u6JUMGigNo

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LESBIAN DAY. GIVE YOUR LESBIANS RESPECT

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

dire wolves are kinda cool actually. I want one as a pet

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why do me and my uncle jaime kinda look alike…

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

I THINK THAT I AM THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

@THEW0LFK1NG I’M NOT YOU GINGER HAIRED FREAK

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@THEW0LFK1NG said the bum of the north. you need to recognize who’s better because it sure as hell isn’t you

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

IF I HAD A COOL CHUD SON HE WOULD BE NAMED KICKASS BARATHEON BECAUSE BARATHEONS ARE KICKASS

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

@LIGHT0FTHEW3ST But I thought you looked cool in Uncle Jaime’s Kingsguard armor

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

One time I tried on one of mom’s dresses and it felt kind of nice. It reminded me of when I was little I caught her trying on uncle’s armor

[Joffrey Baratheon @KingJ0ff]

@LIGHT0FTHEW3ST Thank you mom I will remember to take it

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sometimes I cry on the throne and blame it on allergies