Norm Macdonald - “Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy…. I disagree.”
Jerry Seinfeld - “You disagree?”
Norm Macdonald - “Yeah…. I think it was the r*ping.”
BREAKING @TheAthleticFC
Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.
Story with @Dan_Sheldon_
https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT
Disneyland has changed the pirate sitting on gold again! Now it’s not moving with a skull prop not projection 🤯 - who knows if the animatronic projection face is coming back - video from skelenolo on instagram
POTUS to SLOTUS: William Taft was a large man. Very large. Loved the hotdogs at the baseball games. He was our heaviest president, and I have to be careful because I don’t want to supersede his record. That would be possible if I allowed it to happen. Keep yourself in good shape.
We're getting fucked on all sides.
Fucked in gaming
Fucked IRL
Fucked on home ownership
Fucked on jobs
Fucked by the economy
Fucked by yet another war
Fucked by congress
Fucked by the president
Fucked by the intelligence community
Fucked by the world governments
Fucked by the IRS
Once free speech dies on the internet that's fucking it, I don't think a lot of you understand just how fucking fucked we really are right now. It is unreal how hard the GOP has betrayed their fucking voters
Beau DeMayo says he felt like a 'DEI hire' when he joined as the writer for ‘X-MEN '97’ Season 1.
“There was that vibe that I was the DEI hire, where, ‘Oh, they just got a gay Black guy because he checks all the marks and it’s X-Men.'”
(via: @DEADLINE)
The headdress in Native American culture is a sign of authority, in this case religious authority.
By asking him to wear it, they were literally saying they recognize his authority lol
Teens in SSPX homes be like “I snuck out last night to be with friends because this family is in a state of crisis. We kids do not have access to the recreation we need to thrive. While not denying in anyway your parental authority, your efforts to ground me are null and void…”