KingKool

"I don't even know what you're talking about, King Kool. Also hi!" --@TheZotmeister, 2016

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Wish I'd thought of this in January.

It might also make a good final Tweet, if I finally leave this hellish website for good.

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@loadingreadyrun For me, it's probably flying to Victoria to help with Desert Bus 5. I'm still amazed it happened, and it still feels like I was there for months, and yet for only a single second.

I've been around only the last 15 years, but I'll be there for the next twenty.

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@EricDSnider I hope Conan's influence stays around, but that might just be in the silliness and dadaist stuff at which he was the forefront. Only megafans like me will remember Vomiting Kermit.

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@BankstonAtLaw @AdmiralMemo I hate to even engage with this sort of thing, but... do any of them know that Ben Bailey from Cash Cab is six-foot-six, and not remotely a physical match for Chauvin? Do they think this like The Hobbit where they make him smaller?

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@SAMOYEDCORE @gabrielenguard

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@boxcar_sarah I actually already AM an identical twin, funnily enough. I'll tell him about this. Birthday triplets!

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@boxcar_sarah ...we have the EXACT SAME birthday?

I'm so stunned, I'm actually using my Twitter again for just a moment.

Happy 40th to you!

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@Dracogen When I stopped using Twitter a while ago, you were one of the few people whose adventures I missed seeing.

Good luck out there, sir. It was fun while it was fun.

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@roneryanon @LyleRath

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@BeardBladeGame If it counts... Mario Vs. Donkey Kong by a yard.

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I know everyone's stuck at home right now, but now's the perfect time to launch my own home video conferencing software. I just need a name... something catchy... Conferencing... Video...

I've got it. I'll call it CO-VID!

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@LesBowen @gtconway3d Coming back from Twitter exile to say...

And if my grandmother had two wheels, she'd be a bicycle.

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@TheRickWilson @PopeyesChicken Coming back from Twitter exile to say... they also retired the Mardi Gras Mustard dipping sauce sometime in 2020. It's not like I'm at Popeye's much anymore, but that was disappointing.

(The sandwich is still good.)

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Sprite Art Painting - Super Ring Monitor (Sonic the Hedgehog)

https://t.co/PUd7X5ntVf

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@keab42 I seldom need dips with my pizza. I used to not eat my crusts at all and gave them to my father, but now I will just eat it straight. If I HAD to dip, marinara is the logical choice.

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@Jamfalcon @keab42 Give me as much crust as you got... but I want it to be crispy or at least somewhat structurally sound. I have no time for floppy pizza. (No way, yes I do, I'm a fat guy.)

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I watch Strange Magic every January. This will be my eighth time watching it. (Did it twice in 2015.)

Coming back from Twitter exile to say... Strange Magic is a masterpiece, and maybe my favorite thing George Lucas has ever done.