Mort Crim

sometimes you gotta let the rough end drag

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Don’t trust a person who does zyns but has never smoked a cigarette

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Nothing more comforting than your uber driver being a butch lesbian that drives a truck. God bless & happy pride month

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Just was diagnosed with ADHD at the ripe age of 26

[໊ @sonohoor]

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Got too high & thought they got rid of Siri on my phone

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Cringe hitting astronomical levels on the timeline

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Was just trying to google Walton Goggins but couldn’t stop typing in “Wilton Gaggins” because I was convinced that was his name & got really confused when nothing came up

[⋆☀︎｡ ོ @S0L4RFL4RE]

i actually love watching ppl get me so wrong like damn ur really not understanding my essence but simultaneously tryna get a read on me but you lack the energetic literacy to do it

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Truthfully feel like I’ve been getting funnier & better looking lately

[ღ @stfnigg]

I pretend not to see people’s embarrassing moments

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

@brandemark_

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

If one more person asks me if I’m drinking green beer today I’m gonna tell them I’m going home to listen to the Cranberries & slit my wrists 🇮🇪

[gabriel @castleb0y]

playing hard to get rid of

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Womansplaining Pink Flamingos

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Girlhood is smoking a joint & watching Druski

[Mort Crim @KINGKUNE_]

Men who wear tank tops always stink

[ani ❥ @pascaldaviss]

“but he’s too old for you?”

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