King Morlock

I am King of the Morlocks!!
Fear us! For soon we will claim the Earth's surface as our own!
Also like E! Entertainment and Big Brother!!!! LOL

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The MORLOCKS demand @BorisJohnson bring in tougher lockdown restrictions. 1 - Reveal all competitors in The Masked Singer this instant 2 - Subsidise Eloi and MoleMan meat for key workers (MORLOCKS) 3 - Prepare for INVASION! (after John & Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen finishes on ITV+1)

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Morlocks have been in lockdown for time bruv. Millennia in fact! We get through it by watching Talking Pictures TV and eating the occasional MoleMan as a treat.

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Ah! Perfect morning in. Fried eggs and Eloi for breakfast. Wright Stuff on the box. SURFACE INVASION TOMORROW!!
#excited #onemoresleep

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The Time Machine is on Film4. All lies! The MORLOCK side of the story will be told one day! After we watch Final Score!

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At THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH everything stops when Doctors comes on!

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INVASION POSTPONED!! Watching Michael Bolton on LOOSE WOMEN!!
CHINWAG TIME!!

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@piersmorgan When we RISE TO THE SURFACE I will cry tears on your show. Not the American one, the other piece of crap. INVASION IMMINENT!

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@MorlockTheBand DO NOT MOCK THE MORLOCK!!

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The MORLOCKS believe that SPIDER-MAN III is the greatest of all the SPIDER-MAN movies!!

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INVASION POSTPONED! Whilst we MORLOCKS try to decide whether to watch Downton or Homeland this evening!!

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What do you mean it was last weekend?!?! INVASION POSTPONED!!

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Can't wait for Eurovision this weekend!!!

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Spilt my yoghurt in the CONVECTION HEATER! Smell of Danone and electricity everywhere! INVASION POSTPONED!!

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@JoeyEssex_ You actually have no choice in this matter BTW. YOU WILL DO IT!!

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@JoeyEssex_ When we have INVADED THE SURFACE and Conquered the Molemen, will you teach us how to SMELL REEM?

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Morlock recipe -
1 Onion
Pinch salt
2 Kg Eloi feet
1bulb garlic
A whole Moleman
10 pints surface dwellers blood
Heat and stir

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Love Dickinson's Real Deal! When we RISE TO THE SURFACE! He will be part of our victory feast. He will be delicious!

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I am not a MOLEMAN! I AM A MORLOCK!!
MOLEMEN?! I'VE SHIT 'EM!!

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When we RISE TO THE SURFACE!! All Come Dine With Me contestants will be forced to cook each other. SURFACE DWELLERS ARE MERELY MEAT!!

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Invasion POSTPONED!
Forgot to V+ Eastenders, waiting for 10pm repeat. Want Sky+ but at the earth's core SATELLITE RECEPTION IS PATCHY!!