If I decline your call the first time don’t continue to call me and expect a different result. Probably a reason I’m not picking up. Chill. I’ll call back
Gonna give a shoutout to dear lord baby Jesus for delaying my last flight the five minutes I needed to actually catch it. Even lucked into a window seat in a bigger chair. Saving the best for last. Man am I glad to be back in the states
When this flight lands in Orlando I have exactly 21 minutes to get through customs and catch my connecting flight to Cleveland. Could very well be missed flight number 2 today. Let’s fuel up Air Force one. I need a ride
Update, just landed in Fort Lauderdale. Drinks are $16, sat by two screaming kids the duration of a three hour flight, and I have a 5 hour layover. #stillblessed next stop Honduras