Dmitrije Stefanovic

It's 1914. I own best Sarajevo deli. Retired army chef. Opera fan. 5 kids. 1 wife. Mistress in Luka (Ok, 2). (@lawrencemag tweeting for

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

@KingofCevapi *yoke

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

*#AustroHungarianYoke

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

And now deli burns. Hapsburg police protect nothing. Nobody. #weneed #greaterserbia #bosniadivorce #ku_wwi #nostate #nopeace

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Scratch that! My neighbors just threw stones through deli. Even old lady Misic! #croatsgonewild #bosniansgonewild #nomorediscounts #ku_wwi

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Saved. Group of my neighbors coming to deli. #sarajevounity # protectyourserbneighbor #ku_wwi #imokyoureok

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Schutzkorps out! Thank God I sent family out to country house earlier. At deli watching over store. #ku_wwi #badtime #tobeaserb

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Dima’s poem hits #3; Oh, my heart, I cannot conceive why you continue to weave...reality with my dream. –Kostic #ku_wwi #goodnight

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Terrible day. But nothing will change. If a death, the Hapsburgs have another archduke. And I’ll have fresh cevapi tomorrow. #ku_wwi

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Some say attackers were #serbheroes I think they dreamers, close to the stars. Closer than they were to fellow men…or women. #ku_wwi

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

My eldest daughter came. She saw it. In tears. Definitely wounded...attackers were serbs. #ku_wwi

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

@ArchdukeFranzi lives? A silk coat made to ward off bullets? #ku_wwi #rumors #andmorerumors

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Now people claim to have seen it. Many stories. Some say @ArchdukeFranzi died saving wife. Some say bullets, others a bomb. #ku_wwi #rumors

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

@ArchdukeFranzi dead? Do people have anything else to do but make up more rumors? #ku_wwi #rumors

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Someone says 2nd bomb thrown at Franz Ferdinand—who caught it and threw it back at assassins. #ku_wwi #rumors

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Someone ran in, said @ArchdukeFranzi attacked—second time. Sigh. Old news repeats as fairy tale. #ku_wwi #rumor

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

@G_Princip1914 If you have to ask... #gotoschiller #heisfastfood #scottishchainstore #rumor #KU_WWI

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

@SarajevoMayor Our "multi-lingual" mayor. (Sigh). Just another reason we need Serb state. #ku_wwi

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

And then there’s ’08. Russians deposed @tsar_nickyii but now who’s on the throne? Still @tsar_nickyii! Nothing gonna change. #ku_wwi

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

Even had they killed @ArchdukeFranzi would it make difference? In 1903, killed King Alexander. A shame, but now Serb golden age. #KU_WWI

[Dmitrije Stefanovic @KingofCevapi]

With all excitement, preparing a curative tea--figs, and sugar (white, black and brown sugar). #ku_wwi #oldserbrecipe #goodforcoughs