IAmHaydenChristensen

[RP 21+] It's all about that role play. #ImACharacter

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

I know my horoscope tells me to chill the fuck out, but CLEARLY the stars did not calculate for a Trump invasion on the beaches of LIBERTY.🔥

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

JUST OUT: AMA calls Senate "Freedom" Act a "toxic prescription that would make matters worse."

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

"If the people who wrote this bill were proud of it, they wouldn’t be forcing this vote in the dead of night." -- Mitch McConnell, 2009

[Gene Sperling @genebsperling]

How can any Republican Senator not feel shame at how they are governing tonight? https://t.co/7PWp1MbIEp

[Tim Kaine @timkaine]

How can GOP Senators vote yes on this 'disaster' of a bill? https://t.co/mcr1SiyL9I

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Thoughts and prayers to the GOP Senators having to endure the boredom of taking away healthcare from millions of Americans. 🙏🏻🇺🇸 https://t.co/Lntc2vLR7u

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

WAIT A MINUTE...this isn't just about me...cuz WHAT in the blue blazes r u doing on mah old nasty couch?!😹
#TimeForARealConversationInPerson

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

Goddammit...I need to stop breaking my own "thou shalt not incessantly flirt with" rules.👆🕺🎉
The FUCKOUS am I doing???😹

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

You know, if you happen to be into "my couches," I have a few new and improved models... ;) 💋

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

GURRRRRL THAT IS MAHHHH OLD CRAPPY COUCH!!😹😹😹
Don't lay your pretty on that nasty old thing!
What the hellz bellz is goin' onnnnn??!👀👻
ahaha

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

Look out, folks!
Some1 is trying to take this profile off the radar.
If it happens...CALLING ALL MEDIA OUTLETS📢
#ThisIsTargeting
#StayTuned👽

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

@KeithOlbermann @realDonaldTrump Ahhhhh!!!
So THAT'S where the 15,000 transgender jobs are going to, ay???
THAT'S where the money's going.👆
#FollowTheMoney🕵️

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump realdonaldtrump, you know what you can go do?

You can go Bannon yourself. https://t.co/9UtDNPHls6

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

President nominates lawyer for Alfa Bank to head criminal division at DOJ. Really? Was counsel for Russia's Vnesheconombank unavailable? https://t.co/EN8JXBnxjL

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

FIND something better to do.🔥👽

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

My twitter is being hacked so bad right now it's BEYOND criminal.
Do you swindling Republicans have ANYTHING better to do???

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

PREACH.📢✈️💼👞🌏🚬👽
https://t.co/mTC6kHqevr

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

Now if you'll excuse me...I have a country to relocate to that will welcome me and my family...oh, and PAY me for my labors, thank you.👆✈️👑

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

If I'm not "allowed to serve" then I AIN'T servin'.
& since u needed all the pro-bono brains you could evidently get?
You screwed yourself.🦅

[IAmHaydenChristensen @KingOfEpithets]

I told you, Trump...you and your minions in crime are ON your own.
You didn't want to give me my rights, so you are NOT getting my help.🔥⚖️🦅