Dave🦍

Automation is what I do⌨️💬

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Did you know this black woman, Disley Pope was a free woman who decided to buy her husband (who was enslaved) so they could be together. But sold him to a white neighbor after an argument. She later regretted her actions and tried to buy him back but the neighbor refused.

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

@LTNHN504 @Aryan_Anya Wait the father is 36,does he mean he was 16 also when they had the baby? And if so,does this make him innocent as you claim

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[ajay @1meajay]

any simping wey don pass to call you mommy and to chest your once in a while sharwama billing

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

“I rebuke you”

[Oladunni🐎 @lekan_social]

Omo how do I tell these people that I’m straight oh😭 what is all this?

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

@youdeservamara Ride me when?

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

@socetyhatesjay @_MoniiSola @Motee_1 She’s a minor you pedo

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

@Eneemona Dumb ass they mould the baby’s head too😂and they mould the boy child’s ass if needed also,just loud and wrong,fool

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

@Eneemona “For those of us that have natural bbl” you’re telling me you don’t understand the sarcasm in this ? Fool,and the equivalent should have been pressing my own bumbum too cause I don’t see the woman moulding the baby’s vagina you dumb fuck,finding wokeness in everything,you animal

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

The amount of Spaghetti wey I don chop since year 1
No Italian don chop am

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

So do you also hate yourself for not having it in the first place, or…. ?

[ajay @1meajay]

so you dey spoil your wife forget yourself so that if people wan know say you get money na from your wife body them go know abi? 😂

people wey fit go dey think say na only your wife guide for the marriage, she just dey maltreat you 😂

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

“Woman get grace”

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Blaming a woman for the unfortunate things going in your life is very diabolical. “Na when we start to dey date everything just rough”

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

See as dem just dey see 9ja men as mumu 😭😭

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

Bro is just a raging fool

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

“Happy wife happy life”
You all agreed to this
Now what’s the problem?

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Is marriage only about the man? Does a woman's happiness in the marriage not count or have an expiry date as well? This country is deeply rooted in misogyny.

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

Who will fix this
You or the landlord ?

[AVID ⛽️ @imtoojaded_]

💀💀

[Dave🦍 @KingOhm34]

For your own house?

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

Why’s the kitchen scattered ?
Why did you keep this plates here ?
This cup isn’t meant to be here
Why did you keep this towel here
Always drop the plates in the rack
Why did you scatter this spices
ThankGod you washed the plates
Why didn’t you dry it before arranging it back
You like to annoy me o if i talk now you will say I’m back
Remove that earring on your ear
Look at your tummy you need to start the gym
Why are you looking at me 🙄

She never even change clothes 😭I don die
And I tried my best to arrange and put things in order o
She never even enter room, I didn’t arrange the wardrobe and hang the clothes I brought back from the laundry

It’s going to be a long evening and long week for me 😂😂😂😂