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The only heart I have is COMME des GARÇONS

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Can you tweet that since I deleted my Twitter thanks

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New vsauce video just dropped this is not a drill

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I only buy duralast car batteries because when i was 11 their commercials would play during smackdown

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All these popups make it really hard to online shop while driving

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Even took me years to realize it was upside down

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Hate marcel duchamps urinal sculpture not because of its commentary of art culture and pushing the boundaries of what is and isnt art but because its a poorly designed urinal

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The man at tractor supply told me to wear my pants in good health

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So i didnt end up removing all of your tumor less in a malpractice way and more in a wabi sabi beauty in imperfections kinda way

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Last name showered, first name just

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Whoops thought this was google

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How do i phrase this joke

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Cheated on my girl so she wouldnt trust me enough to cut her bangs

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Calling all white women: how do you put a crouton on a fork?

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hi im the head chef at every trendy restaurant ever, i serve vegetarians some random mushroom bullshit because im brain dead

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Her: you better not be doing no scoundrel shit
My dmitri karamazov ass spending the 1500 roubles that was hidden around my neck

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Wearing a front facing cap is too political

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toilet designer: I’ll just make something derivative who cares
urinal designer: this is my magnum opus, this is my guernica, god is speaking to me through the porcelain

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Evil Tame Impala be like: I am multiple guys

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Dreamt i had to file a reverse restraining order on my cat

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Inside me there are two wolves : one wearing wool and the other in linen