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Just here to say Elon sucks and no one will miss him when he moves to mars #byebyex

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I dont need to be a lancer, I just want to be free

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is there anything more satisfying than clicking "delete forever" on a spam email that was already caught in your spam folder?

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Im back on Twitter

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The true tragedy of my life is that I had access to Limewire from age 13-16, arguably, the ages when I had the best and worst taste in music but was too dumb to tell the difference

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@hqsports @NBCSChicago @barstoolsports @SportsCenter

[(marino @Mkore]

@ChicagoBears

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I pick a perfect bracket every year but this is in an imperfect universe that doesnt live up to its full potential #MarchMadness2019 #🏀

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I got logged out of my facebook like two months ago and I havent even tried to get back in. Does that make me selfish or a bad person?

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I just found out RE: means REgarding not REsponse

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Did you know cemeteries have reviews on Yelp?

[Roboyto @BobbyRock]

I'm playing a game called @hqtrivia! You should play too. Use my code "RobertoRock" to sign up https://t.co/VpxAAkiIzt

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Am I the only person who cringes when I see a friend charge another friend publicly on #Venmo ?? #privatepizza

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I'm playing a game called @hqtrivia! You should play too. Use my code "kingpatphd" to sign up https://t.co/43IJVhXzBV

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I'm playing a game called @hqtrivia! You should play too. Use my code "kingpatphd" to sign up https://t.co/skVAJoYrjT

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My new #Blackfridayshopping tradition: stay home and enjoy the things I already have

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I can’t listen to AM radio any more because I’m sick of hearing about what men with Erectile Dysfunction “deserve” #WGN #WBBM #espn1000 #670thescore

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And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free, unless there’s an order from Donald Trump, to take that right from me!

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Scary costume idea for millennials; go as the cloud of student debt hanging over your life #halloween2018

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Scary costume idea for millennials; go as commitment #Halloween2018