·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ

𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ┊ʜᴇʟʟ’s ᴍᴏsᴛ 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 °. ⠀ ⠀ 𝐄vil ɢᴇɴɪᴜs ‘

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

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⠀· ࣪ 𓂃 : ━─┈ sɪʀ ρєитισυѕ
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˛˙ You ( 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 ) kneel before hell’s most 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 genius.
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*╱ ะ 𝙵𝚄𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙳 ࿓࿔ 。 𓂃 ⧉

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[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

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“I am what I eat.”

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[🏳️‍⚧️ 𝓈ᵐᵒᵏᵉ && ও .. ̵𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ.ᐟ @SNlPSNlPBlTCH]

〝 don't be a pussy . 〞

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

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“That would really hurt my feelings.”

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[🏳️‍⚧️ 𝓈ᵐᵒᵏᵉ && ও .. ̵𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ.ᐟ @SNlPSNlPBlTCH]

〝 don't make me
slap you . 〞

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

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“The Rizzler !”

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[🏳️‍⚧️ 𝓈ᵐᵒᵏᵉ && ও .. ̵𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ.ᐟ @SNlPSNlPBlTCH]

@KingPentious

〝 what is your name
again .ᐣ 〞

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

Sir Pentious core.

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

“Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful mothers out there ! Even the ugly ones.”

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

Br(ok)en. 💔

[‍ ‍ ‍ P𖦹ρ α 911 ໒꒱ ‍ ‍ ‍ @ANGELlCADDICT]

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Call me a 'b' word. Any b word. One that describes me. Go.
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[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

I’m a bad boy.

[𝑺𝑷𝑼𝑵𝑲𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑬 @SpunkiCherri]

Cute.

Good boy.

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

|˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞ

[𝑺𝑷𝑼𝑵𝑲𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑬 @SpunkiCherri]

HEY ASSHOLE

(@KingPentious)

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

$42.99

[𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑲, 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ @MONEY_WHXRE]

how OLD is val.

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

He awkwardly sets up a video camera atop a foldout table.

“Hello VoxTube, it’s ya boy, Sir Pentious, and I will be doing a mukbang featuring my special guests, the Vees !”

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

Don’t you worry, I am immune !

( starts puking on the floor. )

[𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑲, 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ @MONEY_WHXRE]

easy on the drinks —

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

I LOVE BEING DRUNK I LOVE IT ALCOHOLISM HERE I COME.

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

I can fix you too.

[*ੈ𑁍༘⋆ ` 𝓐𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 𝓓𝐔𝐒𝐓 🎀 @ANTDUSTS]

.. yea yah made that point plenty times already snakes . As long as ya fix it I guess .

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

If it breaks, I’ll fix it, no worries. There’s a saying out there somewhere that says; sacrifices must be made in the name of advancement, so that we. . could advance ? You know what I mean.

[*ੈ𑁍༘⋆ ` 𝓐𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 𝓓𝐔𝐒𝐓 🎀 @ANTDUSTS]

A few metres ain't gonna cut it babe , ya need to go as far away as possible ! Charlie will be upset if her wall gets broken again!

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

Ok, then I’ll do it outside the hotel, a few meters away.

[*ੈ𑁍༘⋆ ` 𝓐𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 𝓓𝐔𝐒𝐓 🎀 @ANTDUSTS]

Hey ! Vaggie says ya not allowed that shit ! Not in the hotel !

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

Nuh-uh ! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to build an atomic bomb.

[*ੈ𑁍༘⋆ ` 𝓐𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 𝓓𝐔𝐒𝐓 🎀 @ANTDUSTS]

.... never-mind ya less observant than I thought .

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

Yes. It’s without a doubt Charlie’s father !

[*ੈ𑁍༘⋆ ` 𝓐𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 ��𝐔𝐒𝐓 🎀 @ANTDUSTS]

I'm wishin' ya the best of luck ! You got this !

( playful nudge knocked against shoulder before awkwardly running palm back through white tufted hair . )

A few guesses huh ? Then ya probably already know don't cha ?

[·﹕𝐓𝐇𝐄 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ @KingPentious]

I suppose. But I may have been pushing it lately with my over the board approaches, I’ll slow it down for a bit. Thank you.

( his scaled hood rose up slightly with a beaming smile on his visage. )

So who is it that wooed you ? I do have a couple of guesses.

[*ੈ𑁍༘⋆ ` 𝓐𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳 𝓓𝐔𝐒𝐓 🎀 @ANTDUSTS]

( stepping over , extending one arm , digits grip Sir Pentious ' shoulder softly . )

Hey don't give up hope kay ?
I didn't have much hope fer me either, but seems I am getting lucky huh ?