Poo

King of Dalaam.

(Parody Account)

[Poo @KingPooEB]

Hello everyone, Ness and Paula helped me to set up this straw page...? What is this suppose to be?
https://t.co/lYTOC0vSWl

Please feel free to drop by and ask me anything. I shall answer your questions as best as I can.

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@wintersgeniuss @PKRocker94 @twosonsangel So Ness, you still paid for that despite literally every single one of us suggested you not to?

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@wintersgeniuss @PKRocker94 @twosonsangel What can I say but just another Wednesday for Ness... *sigh*

[Ness @PKRocker94]

Don’t check the savings account, Mom…

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@PKRocker94 @wintersgeniuss @twosonsangel What did I come back to

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NesserinoEB @Lucas_the_boi ok bro stay still. teleporting with you over there

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NesserinoEB @Lucas_the_boi go to the frickin hospital bro

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NesserinoEB @Lucas_the_boi Bro i am a psychic not a fucking surgeon or whoever you needed

[Mama Ana (Ness/Tracy's Mother) @NessMomMOTHER2]

Heylo, everyone! Mama Ana here to show you all what I drew for my new profile pic! It's me, Ness, Tracy, our dog King, and my husband (who is a phone).

I hope you all love it! Drawing's really fun! What do you guys think of my art style?

#earthbound
#earthboundnessmom
#mother2

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NesserinoEB Just okay. tsk tsk tsk

(Disappointed asian noises)

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@PKRocker94 @twosonsangel You need to stop eating trash burgers

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@spongebobfan360 What does that even mean

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NessMomMOTHER2 @kingpminch @PKRocker94 //I know lol it was hilarious

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NessMomMOTHER2 I would love to learn that from you!!!! I have even more respect for you now ma'am!!!

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NessMomMOTHER2 @kingpminch @PKRocker94 H-haha... t-thank you for it..!!!

(NESS!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!! I AM SCARED!!!!)

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@kingpminch @NessMomMOTHER2 @PKRocker94 Alright… I will aim it at somewhere else…

(He concentrates. Lifted his mind and gently guided it to his left index and middle fingers.)

PK… BEEEEAM!!!

(A bright beam unleashed and struck a tree nearby the Minch’s house.)

I… I think I got it! Thank you so much, ma’am!

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NessMomMOTHER2 Isnt that.. where the Minch's resides?

(Telepathically: @PKRocker94...!!!! Help!!!!!!)

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NessMomMOTHER2 Y-yes ma'am!

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NessMomMOTHER2 Ma'am. That is not what I imply at all! I apologise for the miscommunication. But I do agree on the rubbish bin burger part...

[Poo @KingPooEB]

@NessMomMOTHER2 Yes Ma'am! It would be my pleasure to see Ness eat something thats healthy for once! :D