King Quail

A kingdom for my horse. Sketch. Ass. Comedy.

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Rex Tillerson sounds like the name of a hard working farmer who is also a dog.

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Comey 2012!

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I like that @Skittles fit in a pocket even without the bag #Convenient #ThankYouSkittles #Mhm

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#ThankYouSkittles for giving me a rainbow lyfe #RainbowLyfe #ThankYouSkittles #Yes Thanks

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Thank you @Skittles every bite is a rainbow of world peace #ThankYouSkittles

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I'm gonna write a stinkpiece on my farts.

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My favorite philosopher is -Unknown

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Trump also has "2 simple rules" for dating his teenage daughter.
1. Be donald trump
2. That's it!

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My Administration will follow two simple rules: https://t.co/ZWk0j4H8Qy

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@NYCMayorsOffice we r an nyc comedy group serious about one thing: thanking Duane Reade. Join us w/ your DR gratitude stories #thanksduane

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Clamps vampsino

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Clams cavampire

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And shriiiiiiimp

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We're as excited for our @HellYesFest show w/@KingQuailComedy (10/7/8pm/Cafe Istanbul) as we are re: watching Shrek! https://t.co/GQp7uLgDkw

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#HisHand

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more tables #longtables

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New poll

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Go ball! #Rio2016

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#sharecoke1

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Happy birthday cuz! ⚾️⚾️⚾️🎗🏆🏆🏆 #NikonMets

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Rocking AND rolling SCO #nikonmets 👻👻👻