Roy Salazar

Ummm.... yeah.

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

At the #muttstrutt w bae #ImaGoodOwner #prforpets is cool! https://t.co/QQPEyvI6qn

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

The only thing better than the @TxStateFootball Spring Game on Saturday is Free @Whataburger for a year #TXSTWeekend

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

Hey @mduboe, I have some questions about the ambassador program. Whats the best way to contact you?

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

@Krewella If I get a shout out, I will chew my nipples off!!!

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

@krewellayasmine If you give me a shout out I will chew my nipples off!!!

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

@KrewellaJahan If you give me a shout out, I will chew my nipples off!!

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

Beer and Bacon.. The perfect combo

[Rob @_justtrob]

I wish I could buy beer already

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

Someone is jamming out to Katy Perry on the bus and I am struggling to not sing along

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

In the lbj ballroom feeling a bit underdressed

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

So apparently I've been sending spam messages.. Sorry?

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

@StaySweetTees Sweet! Should I meet you on campus sometime this week??

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

If she smokes, she pokes.

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

@KrewellaJahan Do you know when the narwhal bacons???

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

They say nice guys finish last. I promise I'll only take a couple of minutes

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

@RoniToTheRescue They say you have to, but I never read mine.

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

Im a fucking Unicorn, and fuck anybody who says I'm not!

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

One thing I will never do is have 12 kids.

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

@Krewella doesn't think I'm hot. Friendzoned! :/

[Roy Salazar @KingRoy826]

Went to Whataburger and they didn't have tea so the guy made some, grabbed my cup from me, and brought it back full! Thats customer service!