salms

they prayin on my downfall

[salms @KingSalms]

how the fuck does alinity manage to make her way into XqC and Ninja’s argument and gets ass-blasted before they’re done arguing LMFAOOOO

[salms @KingSalms]

I want all of you at once…

[Riot Games Music @riotgamesmusic]

sett said he's got room for one more. what y'all want??

[salms @KingSalms]

If i was complaining about being broke and Mr beast told me to keep my head up, i’m telling him to shut his bitch ass up and send me a few bands 😭😭😭

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Instagram’s viral Terraria kid is taking a break after saying his family is “so broke” they have to move states

MrBeast told him to “keep your head up” as creators rallied around the youngster

[salms @KingSalms]

When its my first day as a superhero and i accidentally slime out someone’s grandma thinking its the riddler in disguise

[salms @KingSalms]

the fattest 35 year old millennial you know just called this GOTY

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

The world's first "dog" soulslike has been announced, where you play as a stray dog

- Parry, backstab, deathblow
- Rescue the knight who took you in
- Everyone sees you as roadside trash
- Brutal boss fights

Game is Stray Dog: nobody cares

[salms @KingSalms]

When i finally work up the courage to ding dong ditch the Vietnam veteran and as im running away, i step on a hidden landmine that he set and get blown to smithereens

[salms @KingSalms]

“Yea i got a vid”

[salms @KingSalms]

I dont care if this gets me cancelled but I don’t take my son to TJ Maxx 🤷‍♀️ I don’t want him thinking daddy is broke and shops among the peasants

[salms @KingSalms]

When im in line at the grocery store and some dude with meta glasses come in to harass me and some fat fucking divorced dad gets between us and says “YOU GET A KICK OUTTA HARASSING MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE?”

[salms @KingSalms]

why he look like he roofies people at frat parties

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

First look at Alvin from the upcoming ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ revival.

The new theatrical film is set to hit theaters in 2028.

[salms @KingSalms]

That coworker you genuinely hope dies in a fiery car crash: yo bro did you catch the world cup game

[salms @KingSalms]

How the fattest fucking blob of cells who i can barely say RESEMBLES A HUMAN BEING that i call a “friend” starts moving when somebody starts talking about not ordering breadsticks (He isnt paying)

[salms @KingSalms]

Guys is this recoverable? Yes or no

[salms @KingSalms]

yo what is my feed

[salms @KingSalms]

When i introduce a mf from Friend Group A to Friend Group B

[salms @KingSalms]

what bro does to me the SECOND they vote him “most likely to succeed”

[salms @KingSalms]

when me and bro join the cartel and he starts talkin about “lets go get some authentic mexican cuisine like Taco Bell to celebrate! I’m paying!” and they genuinely skin him alive

[salms @KingSalms]

POV: asking the Mcdonalds employee who forgot the cheese on my quarter pounder NOT to flirt with any girl who’s under the age of 18 and wearing braces

[salms @KingSalms]

Pretty serious post today. My son invited his friend over and his friend thought it was a good idea to eat trail mix on my $400 couch.

Came home after a 3 hour shift at Walmart, to find this.

I want this kid to pay. Pic attached. Richard M. Wattley. 273 Main St.

Dead or Alive.

[salms @KingSalms]

I send my son in BALENCIAGA to school but hes too fucking embarrassed to tell his BROKE, WEIRD, UGLY ASS FRIENDS that his dad makes his money by selling fnaf porn art to people online

Ok, no more Playstation 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️