Rupert Pupkin

I am human and I want to be liked. Just like everyone else does. And retweeted.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

May cleverly stealing Enid Blyton plots to make herself sound more human.
#FieldsOfWheat https://t.co/wTiE89xohe

[ITV News @itvnews]

What's the naughtiest thing @theresa_may has ever done?https://t.co/Y8Ys4T2fAT

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

I expect the Chinese space station will arrive in half an hour to forty five minutes.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Why all the fuss about figuring out when the out-order-control Chinese space station will arrive?
It'll be here in half hour forty five minutes.

[Stanley's Deathpark @StansDeathpark]

And here's Ken's Top 100 list: https://t.co/2tI034Fqlm
#TopMovieList

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

What are the first three digits on the back of my card for?

[Stanley's Deathpark @StansDeathpark]

Thanks guys.
#Interview: Scannain Talks Gustav ahead of the Cork International Film Festival https://t.co/r0L8een0iw via @GearrScannain

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Brits out. https://t.co/dTEfTnBaTA

[Element Pictures @ElementPictures]

Paddington's having a great time visiting Connolly Station @IrishRail #Paddington2 in cinemas Nov 10 @paddingtonbear

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Nobody told me judging the Gaff of the Year 2017 would be so emotional. Bravo Prue. #GBBOFinal #Prue

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Just been to @Poundland. Got some Halloween treats and a bit of the moon. #TimPeake #ThisMorning

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

I've been thinking it's vodka and soda day all day. I'm all over the place this week.
#internationalginandtonicday

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Scraparazzi: the crowd that assembles to watch a fight.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

The Brits call the Irish drunks but run their government from Downing St?
Pot calling the Guinness black if you ask me.
#Irish #Joke

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Up yours.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Life is like the middle aisle at Lidl. Some potential but ultimately pretty shit.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

A bus prepares to pull out.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

FBI Directors, they come and go, they come and go.
#ComeyTestimony

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Suing guilty parties for damages is right and just, I proclaim.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

And after three weeks inside,Swayze, Stewart and Dempsey were released. Pats to freedom.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Hear ye, hear ye. I am all for applying to insurance companies for compensation. Proclaim.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

I just got the weirdest feeling that I've been in this cineplex before. Deja vue.

[Rupert Pupkin @KingSchmuck]

Darling, did you filter this tea?
Yes pumpkin.
Can you do it again? It's grainy.
Of course, let me just finish the washing up.
Restrain