Andrew King

never assume

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Callum practices for his interview at the Ministry of Silly Walks

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Write ur name here if you'd prefer not to have a profile of your habits & personality available to gov't :)

https://t.co/j3qNDMWEAQ

[Martijn Verburg ([email protected]) @karianna]

Petition: Repeal the new Surveillance laws (Investigatory Powers Act) https://t.co/TMSxWeoxsK

[Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈 @MhairiBlack]

Privileged family receive ultimate home makeover, meanwhile 50's women can't get pensions and 1 in 4 children live in poverty. #ToryBritain

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

The wiring and plumbing of Buckingham Palace has decayed over the last 60 years at same rate as our need for the monarchy. £370,000,000.

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

When sitting drinking beer alone all day, your phone battery is doomed.

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Raspberries up Philhope

[limmy.jpg @limmy_jpg]

S01E06

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

It's gonna be a beautiful sunset I reckon

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Mumbling bits of song at the back of the x95; I'm finally losing it.

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Burkini ban: circlewank of oppression. Opresseption.

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Legalise it & I will advertise it

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Not sure what she does to a roll, butter and some bacon but it's something pretty damn special. Well done mother.

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Nonsense abounds

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Is religion part of the human condition? Find out never.

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Just introduced the fither to Spotify. He's went from "70s smash hits" to Susan Boyle already. This was a bad idea.

[Andrew King @Kingston1028]

Inability to correctly wash mugs is genetic, new study finds.