Njambizzles

77% ABV

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

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[C ⁴⁴ @XNDAYONCE]

They couldn’t call it the Rwandan Grand Prix huh?

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

GIANNIS' FIRST GAME IN A HEAT UNI 🔥

007 GIANNIS IS HERE. MIAMI MODE 🌴

[MADDIE 📚 @omgmaddie]

When you didn’t bring a book but you’re in a situation where you could be reading

[` @literaturelisa]

Buy your children a book every month and have a date to talk about the book and what they’ve read. Talk about the characters like they’re real. Bond over literature. Debate the lessons and decision making. Over food and drinks. Cultivate readers and build their collection

[Ⓜ️ayana @billiongjgly]

Mickey mouse couldn't believe his eyes

[goma @soigomaa]

Out of ten men, one makes a sexual joke at a woman, two laugh, three fake a chuckle to fit in, and four stay silent. None of them speak up. Later, nine of them still believe they're the "good guys." But from the woman's perspective, the laughter, the silence, the looking away, it all creates the same environment. So when women say"most men are the same," this is what they mean: not that every man harasses women, but that most men help protect the system that does.

[Goddess Honey 🎀📚 @emhoneyreads]

When you just opened your book & hear someone say “Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?”

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

Yoh

[Rèxy🍒 @rexystev]

Me:Today am going to finish 4 topics
My brain: you and who👀

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Alcohol leaving you as soon as you can't find your phone

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

The Casio hourly beep is so underrated. I'm looking at my Oraimo watch like, yeaahhh the wallpaper's cool, but why didn't you tell me I've burned 3 hours on fuck all?

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

@SafaricomPLC why are there 300 of my MBs unaccounted for? And your very convenient data usage webpage never works. Mnadai aje surely?

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

I hate @SafaricomPLC. Y'all suck fr

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

@KenyaRailways_ For a train to be cancelled, with no prior communication..? It screams incompetence.

[Val @VK_HM]

Optimus Pride

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

@ntsa_kenya Hi, I applied for the Smart DL, paid, and booked an appointment. What does "waiting post" mean?

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

@nyawira_melody Damn 😍

[Njambizzles @KingStooart]

Omg. 😍

[Rhi @Rhilaw24]

@DerekLandy Couldn't think of a better way to fill up my new head board

[Josh @Josh001J]

Imagine a system where;

ID unapata na 3 days.

Passport within 10 days.

Good conduct unapewa same day.

Kazi ya gava ipeanwe on merit.

Matumizi ya pesa iwe accounted for

Who will stop us from being Singapore?

[Tsika Zolesa💋 @zolesa_ke]

I knew something about the way he spoke felt familiar….

#RutoMustGo