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[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

They definitely hit each other

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

When you got a wife at home but see niggas flirting with your work wife

[Willard @KingWillard]

@JoeTipton @TransferPortal @On3 Thank god. Dude couldn’t hit an open shot to save his life. Waste of a scholarship.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

[Willard @KingWillard]

@nalbis Half blood prince is a good movie but it’s not a good adaptation of the source material. POA is goated so I respect you for that. Not a bad list overall

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

When the Hispanic landscapers start leaf blowing at 7am on a Saturday

[$lan muraco. @Alan_sbg]

flipped his shit off hydros n hit the kaepernick. ik his chest was on fire. 🪦

[Crash Dummies Podcast @CrashDummiesPod]

Me to my girls cat after I just finished in her

[Willard @KingWillard]

@JayBilas No one laughed you insufferable fucking loser

[Willard @KingWillard]

@RealPitino Sure weren’t complaining when it went your way when Nik was set and they called a block

[Willard @KingWillard]

@RealJayWilliams Stfu you corny ass bitch boy. Foh and go chant Tar Heel some more. Real dukies don’t fuck with you for doing that and all your teammates I’m sure are embarrassed by your actions. Lame mf.

[Willard @KingWillard]

@borgs1230 @Thetommcb I know it’s hard to read but he said the path to Indiana. Aka the final 4. Duke wouldn’t play either of those teams until they get to Indiana aka the final 4. Hope this helps.

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[Willard @KingWillard]

@TheHerd @colincowherd This is without a doubt the worst take I’ve heard from Colin since he told LeBron we were good bc we got Ben Simmons now. This is embarrassingly bad.

[Willard @KingWillard]

@DukeNBA They never call a charge anymore in that situation and it’s crazy. Nik was set and wasn’t in the restricted area

[Juan Manson @Jimbo666xL]

Esto con la piba que te gusta y tener 45 llamadas perdidas de tu novia.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Superhero: stops time and rewinds it by 15 years.

A prisoner who had already served 14 years and 360 days of his sentence:

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

he’s white

[Country Regio @countryregio]

Say "what" again, I dare you, I double dare you mudblood, say "what" one more Goddamn time.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

When Ronald Weasley parks his car at Hogwarts: