Zing

I am Zing. I rule all that I see. Especially that. Yes. What you're sitting on.

[Zing @KingZing]

I ring the bell hanging on the front door, and they let me outside. Need I say more?

[Zing @KingZing]

I seems I must admit, in the interest of candor, that my name is not King Zing. Merely Zing. But I prefer to think of myself as king.

[Zing @KingZing]

@madlolscientist Thank you for the support. I see your intelligence is well above average.

[Zing @KingZing]

I am Zing, and I am here to give that pompous, overfluffed feline @sockington a run for his canned cat food.