Some day, we *will* use the language “someone chose to <commit crime/harm you> rather than “got robbed.” The Uproxx noticed. I SAID WHAT I SAID, dammit!
@JoJoFromJerz The 2 questions we must *always* ask the “protectors:”
1) from what is it grrls & women need protection, and
2) who are the people committing those acts?
The answers to both questions usually melt the brains of the “protectors.”
Change yourself, change the world.
@ask_aubry Huh… I thought that the, um… animated XX chromosome’s handle was “Incredulous R*pist.” Seems apt.
Also? F*ck a bunch of that with a large saguaro cactus.
@TheAuthorGuy@i_am_hoops There’s always 8 seasons of Rick & Morty, 15 seasons of Supernatural, 36 of The Simpsons ….
(I’m not crying, other people are crying)
@ravenscimaven Do eeeeet! I know you’re a Science Maven™️, so in addition to sciencing the sh*t out of things, you’re also curious and logical. I’m in!
@LauraMiers LORT. I’m surprised he didn’t say, “lose 40 lbs, curl your hair & put on some makeup, you’ll feel better!”
One does wonder what that guy would’ve said had you been a man.
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I’m so sorry!