I appreciate how people wearing face masks can still have some anonymity in public, but I spotted Pete Dunne with his family at Disney Springs about 5:30 tonight. Blended right in though...
After telling the kids that it was a bad idea to go play in the rain storm, the three year old came over, patted me on the leg, and told me "be calm... be calm".
Sitting at a restaurant for lunch and looking out the window at my car, when a Lamborghini pulled into the spot beside me. Seconds later, the driver looked at my car and moved three spots down.
So, the boy just ate a pearl.
Q: Why did you do that?
A: Because I’ve never ate one before...
Q: Well, did it at least taste good?
A: (as a tear ran down his face) No.
At times I think my music stream, set to random, is making sentient choices with its song pairings. The other day, it spun up "I Don't Want Your Love", and then followed up with "I Want Your Sex".
There's probably a "Dad Joke" here somewhere...
Local FOX News anchor talks about the "Electronic" Daisy Carnival.
@PasqualeRotella I'm glad you're getting coverage, but... sigh.
EDC Orlando canceled for 2020 https://t.co/8ZKKacu0cy
Someone in my work team meeting was just celebrated for reminding the ladies in the smoking section that they were not socially distancing for their safety. WHILE THEY WERE ALL KILLING THEMSELVES WITH CANCER STICKS. #IRONY
Kid just asked me: "Remember that one time that you were funny?"
Sigh
And, upon further digging, I found out the time she was talking about was when I was on anesthesia just coming out of surgery....
While I was eating...
#2 Kid (handing me a rubber ball): "Here you go, Daddy!"
Me: "Thanks buddy!"
Kid: "That just bounced into the litter box."
Me: "Um... thanks?"