Jason Kinsey

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

Happy to see my local Walmart has birthday milk!

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

Seems a little expensive...

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

I appreciate how people wearing face masks can still have some anonymity in public, but I spotted Pete Dunne with his family at Disney Springs about 5:30 tonight. Blended right in though...

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

After telling the kids that it was a bad idea to go play in the rain storm, the three year old came over, patted me on the leg, and told me "be calm... be calm".

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

And to add to an odd day, the background music at Goodwill right now is Enigma... Return to Innocence.

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

Sitting at a restaurant for lunch and looking out the window at my car, when a Lamborghini pulled into the spot beside me. Seconds later, the driver looked at my car and moved three spots down.

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

So, the boy just ate a pearl.
Q: Why did you do that?
A: Because I’ve never ate one before...

Q: Well, did it at least taste good?
A: (as a tear ran down his face) No.

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

The scammers are getting lazy. Got this today: "Hi Blank, if I could give you a good price for your house..."

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

At times I think my music stream, set to random, is making sentient choices with its song pairings. The other day, it spun up "I Don't Want Your Love", and then followed up with "I Want Your Sex".

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

Nope. Not "football". I know it's a pandemic, but have you forgotten what a football is Walmart? #fail

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

I just caught a Drowzee at the Center for Sleep Disorders...

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There's probably a "Dad Joke" here somewhere...

Local FOX News anchor talks about the "Electronic" Daisy Carnival.

@PasqualeRotella I'm glad you're getting coverage, but... sigh.

EDC Orlando canceled for 2020 https://t.co/8ZKKacu0cy

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

Someone in my work team meeting was just celebrated for reminding the ladies in the smoking section that they were not socially distancing for their safety. WHILE THEY WERE ALL KILLING THEMSELVES WITH CANCER STICKS. #IRONY

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

Kid just asked me: "Remember that one time that you were funny?"
Sigh
And, upon further digging, I found out the time she was talking about was when I was on anesthesia just coming out of surgery....

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

While I was eating...
#2 Kid (handing me a rubber ball): "Here you go, Daddy!"
Me: "Thanks buddy!"
Kid: "That just bounced into the litter box."
Me: "Um... thanks?"

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

I just went through the photo gallery on my phone, and it appears that I have more pictures of my Pokémon "buddies" than I have of my kids...

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

We are at Epcot today. Found out that #3 kid's favorite rose is the escalators at The Land Pavillion. Rode them approximately 45 times...

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I a pretty sure I have a reputation around here...

[Jason Kinsey @KinsomniaJK]

Conversation just heard at Hooters:
"My cousin just started at Boise State. Oh, where's that?
Illinois, I think."
Sigh.