Cory Kershaw

Lame-o

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Need to eat more carrots

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@timo_2k I just liked how it sounded

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Sad because am

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Instead of coffee my father drinks a liter of Dr. Pepper in the morning

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I’m at a low point in my life where I do not own a bucket

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The bees are behaving strangely today

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I have just opened my first ever tab at a bar

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@JustCallMe50 What about all your treasures

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How does anyone go anywhere without a backpack

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Coffee in a glass mug? 🤢

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Fixed it

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I forgot the walnuts in my banana bread. Tf I do with a cup of chopped walnuts now

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Still can’t type in italics or bold on apple. It’s 2023

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Kinda pisses me off that bread is made with water

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@Dawgust What are you supposed to buy there?

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This was the third time I’ve been Trader Joe’s but actually the first time I’ve bought something.
Usually I go in and then get confused as to why anything in there would be worth buying, and then leave

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@themaatta Go vote

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If I made Oppenheimer, it would be in full color until detention. And then black and white
(And id split the sex scene. Half color, then boom!, then the cigarette in tasteful monotone)

((I have not seen the movie))

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I hate palm trees

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@jamesreoni Paramoron

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Day 115 of no microwave:

Butter hard, leftovers ate cold, leftovers just thrown away, no popcorn, frozen shit not thawed, tea kettle actually used, wifi is stable, sleep deprived, air fryer working overtime, dishes piling up, laundry not folded, sleepy