Trevor Kipling

62 year old war hero from Bermondsey. Ulster loyalist. I drink in the Bricklayers Arms but I never pay. I live in a bunker underneath London and I hate robots.

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@CostaCoconuts What's inside a septic tank?

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@Possessed81 @Number10cat @daveatherton Siri, what does insecurity look like?

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@stfcjoner1986 @FrankFontaine2 @Powderf59550384 @petedownton71 @Rachael_Swindon Hes gonna lay an egg when labour win the general election lol

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@stfcjoner1986 @FrankFontaine2 @Powderf59550384 @petedownton71 @Rachael_Swindon

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@stfcjoner1986 Happy clapping moron. Looks where its got us.

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@stfcjoner1986 Fuck me...

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This was me after I had boshed 36 pills. That's Ronnie Hitler to me left and Micky Six Cunts to me right.

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What’s his name?

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Should we bring back public executions in Sidwell?

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@IntellectualMug The only bells I'll ring is the one on your boat race

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I'm fighting Micky Six Cunts in the Brickies car park tonight 8pm
#Bermondsey
#Lewisham

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We may have to think about where we place our employees though. Triton stabbed someone at the Chelsea Flower Show this summer too.

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OK so Mills sparked someone out for taking the piss. Apparently someone laughed and said he's hit rock bottom which is bollocks. Since 2015, he's gained his SIA licence with Kipling Security Solutions.

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Kipling Security Solutions are working security at the Labour Party conference this week. Got Ed Milliband working the door at some fringe event. Apparently he's sparked someone out so we're all going there now to see what the issue is. #LabourConference2022

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@IntellectualMug No one is more prouder than me. Even though I fought two wars against the Brits im England till I die!

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@BatchStfc @stfcjoner1986 Yes we are.

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@TL789pvfc @TwistedmindPhot @stfcjoner1986 @OfficialPVFC Nothing to do with the loss mate. More to do with your scummy fans goading our fans after and attacking our players. I don't buy this "small minority" argument either. These things ain't forgotten easily.

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@TwistedmindPhot @SwindonHater @stfcjoner1986 That was aimed at swindonhater...you daft berk.

Anyway, we'll see you next season.

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@stfcjoner1986 @TwistedmindPhot @OfficialPVFC Vale won't bring that many!

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@TimJone03830311 @stfcjoner1986 @TwistedmindPhot @OfficialPVFC What?