To the staff who posted this reaction, please pack up your bags and go home. You will be off our payroll, no more earning 9 dollars an hour. We'll see you soon Jaylon Robinson.
Unfortunately, The ACT testing that was going to take place this Saturday has been ultimately cancelled due to Cesar Javier Martinez' dig bick violating other student's personal bubbles. We apologize for the inconvience and it will be moved to the next saturday.
Unfortunately, the school bathrooms will have to be closed for the remainder of the school year due to students rubbing their feces across the wall and stalls, vaping, and student's hosting "Doing Hulu and doing you" with the same sex.