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Tickle me timbers

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@RolliPPotamus Interactive smoke is dope!

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what do You think about this? (God)

[Davey @daveylovescode]

I got tired of waiting for a better For You page, so I vibe coded a Chrome extension that hijacks your X feed, runs every post through an LLM, and filters out what you don't want to see

Free, BYOK, no data collected

👉 cocoon (dot) surf

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@Khena_B ship it

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who cares if i am an adult i am a paying customer i should get to PISS my PANTS in the playplace too!

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@wol_lay Looks nice, and the dual-wielding hammers looks sick!

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nothing clears the sinuses like choking on frosted mini wheats and throwing up on the floor

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St. Pat's is ranked as the #1 most magical holiday because it's the only holiday where every single American puts aside their differences and puts on their favorite green thong!

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I used to be sexy, now I don't have a mustache.

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Affordable Corn

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Which of these is the best album name of all time?

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I only got two things done at work today :(

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I guess I would say my spirit animal is a church mouse. I'm quiet, I don't take up a lot of space, and I secretly live in the walls of Sierra Vista Community Church at 890 Morse Ave.

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Still kinda mad David Bowie's Penis didn't make it into the credits of Labyrinth.

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Hello, @cheezit. I was reading the ingredients on your Italian FOUR Cheese flavor and I noticed there are SIX types of cheeses used. You are a LIAR and a THIEF and I demand SATISFACTION. You have 24 hours.

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I've never heard Mike Pence talk before and I was fully expecting the voice of an 8 year old

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Cleanest Poops in the West

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Frankreich? Eher wie Stankreich hahahah!

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@DogLiker_2004 No paint zebra stripes on your car

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I just realized I used to be able to recite the whole intro to Star Trek TOS and now I can't and this is the most disappointed I've been in myself in a while