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[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Nimeona from patanisho ya Chairman Arap Tilingi that there is a huge mess in the dating world ya Kalenjin Nation. Men with kids are insisting on younger women with no “evidence” for long-term entanglement, while our ambitious ladies want men under 35 years who are financially stable despite the harsh economic times, or who have “symptoms” of going abroad.

With education and women empowerment, looks like there is a dilemma on who should “lie low” in current relationships.

Now that kila mtu ako na kiburi yake, ikizidi sana, mzae watoto na kila mtu akae kwao. Alaaar!

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

As soon as you have landed in Australia, in whatever means, huwezi kosa kazi. As long as you have made peace with the fact that your long list of certificates haitawahi kusaidia, and mambo ya white-collar jobs maybe watoto wako wataendeleza, you are good to go.

From digging trenches, whispering sweet nothings to wealthy Caucasians to make them sleep early at a fee, picking strawberries in large farms, weeding mushrooms, or even herding cattle, ni kama uko nyumbani; basically, the list is endless, na utakula dollar based on level ya kujituma na kamba yako ya “tethering.”

The one which I found very interesting though, ni ile ya kuchunga ng’ombe kwa dairy, ile machine ya kukamua isimalize maziwa ianze kunyonya damu. What many of you are not aware of is, ng’ombe za Caucasians ni kama tu watu. They have allergies, eat specific foods, and some even have mood swings and bipolar.

So, based on these unique “challenges,” milk production is different for every cow, and programming AI to start and stop at specific intervals is close to impossible.

Each cow kwa dairy has a unique file, kama zile patients huwekewa kando ya kitanda kwa hospitali za uptown. Your supervisor gives you a quick orientation on how to handle them before kazi ianze.

So, it’s not uncommon kuona Vijana wa nyumbani who are hailed as kings back at home wamepangishwa line kama wamevaa apron, one eye ikiangalia details kwa file na ingine kwa machine ya kutoa maziwa keenly, ndio waichomoe immediately maziwa imeisha before things escalate na nduru ya “client” ifikie matajiri wapewe show-cause letter on why they should be retained.

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

I’m begging you to kill your fear of being seen. Visibility is your birthright, People need to know you. Infact, treat showing up as putting out data that will help your people find you. You’re not showing up to and for everybody, you’re showing up to and for your people!

[Çhrðñð§ 𓂀 @ChronosSageX]

The shadow side of each Life Path Number:

1️⃣ Ego-driven/controlling
2️⃣ Conflict-avoidant/ self-neglecting
3️⃣ Scattered/approval-seeking
4️⃣ Rigid/fear-based
5️⃣ Escapist/reckless
6️⃣ Martyr/overbearing
7️⃣ Isolated/cynical
8️⃣ Power-obsessed/materialistic
9️⃣ Overgiving/emotionally drained
1️⃣1️⃣ Overstimulated/anxious
2️⃣2️⃣ Overwhelmed/self-doubting
3️⃣3️⃣ Burned out/boundaryless

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Putin is playing Chess games! Seems he has something up his sleeves and intentionally had the intel leaked prompting the impromptu trip of the CIA director. Since the gringos are planning a surprise ground invasion, Chess master was planning to conquer Lithuania pulling NATO in

[Chela🖤 @Ruthjelagat13]

I actually grew up off grid.
Solar powered lights, charcoal cooler, harvesting rain water.

Growing oour own food,a milling machine (kisiagi) diesel powered,a kiosk.

All of them still exist but now there is electricity in the village.

Hii ni early 2000s.

Going back>>>

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

An agency in Eldoret called ALV Consultancy Limited used one same bank statement to apply visas for 40+ students to Sunderland & Coventry universities and Ikon institute Australia 🇦🇺. The students “innocently” paid fee deposits and some cleared their fees only for their CAS & visas to be revoked and asked to book the next available flight within the next 90 days. All the affected students say the agency knew there was a problem even before they travelled but chose to play the usual Kenyan games of eating quietly agency fees without caring what will befall the victims. Kweli pwagu kapata pwaguzi.

[𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙽𝙴 @i_am_munene]

They are using fake alcohol as smokescreen to explain away the sudden deaths caused by the C-19 💉.

The truth is that people are falling dead at an alarming rate.

Wake up!

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Millennials and older generations were lied to when looking for a life partner: choose mwenye amepanga A’s kwa Certificates kama yako to increase the chances of getting intelligent kids. Years later, many are realizing it was all a scam. When they come of age, watoto wote wenye hawajui kutumia proxy wanateseka.

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Big Money never comes clean. Moving 147 billion in Euros manade? Kutoka block like your Singapore konosuwas itakuwa a bit mbadala brethrens.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Be humble when life opens doors. Your high season needs discipline more than celebration. Plenty of people lose themselves after finally getting what they prayed for.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Money matters. It gives options, stability, breathing room, and freedom. But money without peace is anxiety with better furniture. Money without health is a golden cage. Money without purpose is noise.

True abundance is not excess.

True abundance is alignment.

It is when your body, mind, spirit, relationships, creativity, environment, and resources begin moving together instead of fighting against each other.

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

“Leo unajifanya mzuri sana kurudisha mtoto mapema juu anarudi shule ndio ukose kuwa unakuja kumuona juu ya hao wanawake wako. Na I hope hujampeleka zile vinyozi zako za 50 bob we mwanaume”

Scenes uko Umoja 1 this evening.

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

The narrative that only one region was allocated development for the past 60 years while the rest of Kenya was marginalised is hogwash!
What is the respective tax revenue contribution of each region? If we are talking about equity, why are some people entitled?

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

They are calling them DATA CENTERS because if they called them MASS SURVEILLANCE CENTERS, you'd set them on fire.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Easy Sunday mix by Doc The Dj courtesy of Aluta you can get this 3 hours mix at 200 bob only pale Aluta!

[blue @bluewmist]

If you're dating a 10, STAY QUIET.
If you're learning a skill, STAY QUIET.
If you're hitting the gym, STAY QUIET.
If you're building a business, STAY QUIET.

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PRIVATE.
Talk is cheap. Let your results do the talking

[Melan khisa @melankhisa]

Hio 35k unakejeli these are theconsequences,I haven't clocked 10yrs in employment but hio 35k ndio nimenunua nayo hii plot,na najenga, na hakuna bank ina nidai,kwa hio barabara ya Rivertex.
Tukiwaambia involve God in your things,mnatuita Brainshwashed,sijui God doesn't exist.

[CHEPTARUS🇰🇪 @Jeptarus_]

8-4-8 Done! Alhamdullilah!

Dr. JEPTARUS🩺🩺

Special thanks to God, my Parents, Siblings, Classmates, Friends, Faculty, McLaren F1 Team, Oscar Piastri

Pens down, Stethoscope Up!

Moi University Done!

[Lema @LemayianLeiyan]

I won't laugh because I know a pal alipeleka mlami kambi 😂😂