The realization, five years and three dates later, that you can find pretty, and you can find loyal, but you will never find someone who understood your exact, unhinged frequency quite like she did
@Dog__Dog0 My dog would attempt to fight a moving automobile or a bear to protect me. My former friend couldn't even manage basic manners in a carpeted living room. The math is simple
@jeremyct Hahaha the person who fills your gas, the person who scans your groceries, and the automated ticket gate at the parking garage are all owed a pension fund!
Extracting tribute from the exhausted!