Jonathan Kirby

A jumbled mix of political statements, song lyrics, and whining. So basically your life.

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@NorthernlionLP Hey NL, Enter the Gungeon just got a new update and content. Think you're going to try it again?

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

They are leaving so he can go to a cemetery gym. The wife does not look pleased

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

Update: He has come here to catch a Kingler, he has never seen one "in the wild"

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

There is a 40 year old man trying to explain Pokemon Go to his wife next to me in this restaurant

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@NorthernlionLP maybe in the really high 20 ranks you'd be fine for a bit but yeah it wouldn't go well. Thought about restarting NL's Den?

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

Know it's not on the current tour list but any plans to come back to CT this year? #askTheFrontBottoms

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@MelanieByrnee what's the last 25?

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

I can't keep doing this

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@MelanieByrnee fuck beer we drink tequila

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

Everyone knows what pizza stands for @MelanieByrnee

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@dommynation_ hey Mel's phone died, she asked if you could bring pen/paper to FAD event, she nah be late. Thanks!

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@MelanieByrnee that's fine it adds to mystique, makes you seem too busy to even bother

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@MelanieByrnee "I'm sorry Melanie can't answer the phone right now. I can schedule an appointment for you if you'd like." 📞📞📞

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@Z_Minnie3 you're probably overqualified! They didn't want to insult you with the position!

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@Z_Minnie3 https://t.co/nWTroYaBwP if you're too tired to look! #supernerds

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@Z_Minnie3 Snoke isn't confirmed to be Plagueis, there's a good article detailing why he might be Darth Bane. I think both theories are good

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

Then again I would have enjoyed any Star Wars movie that wasn't about galactic trade disputes so my bar has been set pretty low

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

I think it would have been very hard for me not to enjoy The Force Awakens.

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@tonedtone @Zambonney gentlemen you're both forgetting blue LED Christmas lights, which combine festive colors and eye blinding white lights

[Jonathan Kirby @KirbyJonathan]

@RockLeeSmile well played. Well played