Buying one of the most popular and recognizable social media platforms and stripping it of all its features, actively making it impossible to use, and rebranding it entirely is genuinely the stupidest fucking thing anyone has ever done
Do you think in like 5 million years pufferfish will evolve to spit insta-death cancer poison at humans who grab and squish them after they’ve deployed their one and only defence mechanism
i like to imagine the person who’s doing the Barbenheimer shit and walking out of Oppenheimer having witnessed three hours of the horrifying sin of man converging into a single point in space in time and then having to walk into Greta Gerwig’s The Lego Movie
What changed perception of age for me was when someone put it like this “if you’re 25, you’ve only been an adult actually for 5 years. You’re a 5 year old adult. You just got here, you have SO many more years to go” and it’s like no you’re so fr-