Mika

I'm an engineer. Deal with it.

[Mika @Kirideth]

@queelez This whole exchange is the worst thing I've read all day. I refuse to believe they weren't just fucking with you.

[Mika @Kirideth]

@queelez Yeah, this checks out.

[Mika @Kirideth]

@RubyDianArts Your poster is still framed at my desk at the office. It brings joy to the grind.

[Mika @Kirideth]

@queelez Y tho

[Mika @Kirideth]

I've managed to expand to bluer skies. Handle is exactly what you would expect.

[Mika @Kirideth]

@fishmanpet Mentally preparing to be too scared to visit your house outside winter months ever again.

[Ying | 莺 🍉 @ying_verse]

"if you're asexual then how are you so thirsty"

grabs you by the throat and pins you against the wall. leans in until you feel my breath tickle your ear. watch me

[elaine! ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social @ourladyofcoffee]

I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.

[Mika @Kirideth]

@RubyDianArts Omg none pizza with left beef!

[наталка 💙💛 (they/them) @nataliya_gurba]

… the who’s what now?

[Mika @Kirideth]

@PrinceEldymion Shit, I'm so sorry...

[Mika @Kirideth]

@stefanikola I hope they keep him silent. Like Nicolas Cage in Willy's Wonderland.

[Mika @Kirideth]

@PrinceEldymion @Caretaker444 Happy anniversary!

[Mika @Kirideth]

@platinumvampyr I mean, yes, but the mechanism is unclear. Like, if it's just how the fingers are flexed (like, say, with cats), that's still a Problem.

[qdot @qDot]

why does everyone want to own the libs

as an open source developer i own multiple libs

i would happily pay people to take them from me

you do not want to own libs. its so much work

[Anh Dang @anhdangerous]

Playstacean 🦀🎮✨

[Mika @Kirideth]

@captain_pooky @faerirose Damn. Yeah, he deserved every word of that. You seem to be handling it well. Good luck.

[Trans Moleman @Demi_theynd]

Apparently bunnies and kittens get along well because when the cat grooms the rabbit, each of them thinks they're the dominant figure in that transaction. I think about this a lot.