Kirk Action Figure

Exploring strange new worlds, going to bars.

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How the hell does this damn thing work?
Where the hell is Uhura to explain this to me?
Why hasn't someone filled my drink yet?
#booze

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Why do I have to organize these damn things? Isn't that Uhura's job?

What? She's making out with Spock?!?

What timeline is this?!?

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I miss Deforest...He always brought booze
#MayThe4thBeWithYou

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Look how goddamn majestic I look.

#CadillacRanch
#WhyTheFuckAmIInTexas

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Scotty is using the transporter to refill my drink.
He became an engineer just to be able to make drinks like this.
#Mixology
#Booze

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Scotty, I didn't shower, shave and put on my Class A uniform so you could beam me into a goddamn forest. I don't even have a drink.
#Booze

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Cosmic Buddha!!
Get it?
It's a science joke!
#Eclipse2017 #Buddha #StarTrek

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Once again, Bones doesn't give me safety glasses.
#Eclipse2017

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Do you have any idea what is going on?
#Eclipse
#Eclipse2017

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#Eclipse2017
Meh. only 88%.

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Dude, Seriously. Stop.
#Charlottesville
#FascismSucks

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Well, there's this:
Sign the Petition https://t.co/NhupCHZE9F via @Change

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43 years ago Brad Majors and Janet Weiss had car trouble and went to a mansion owned by aliens. Also, Nixon resigned.
#Nixon
#RockyHorror

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He carried me around...
...He was basically my exceedingly violent Manservant.
#DeadpoolIsMyBitch

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Then this guy showed up at camp.
#Deadpool
#BoyScout

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Marvel at your magnificence!
Acquire #booze, drink all of it.

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Thanks to tinder, this is seriously lit!

Why does that sound so dirty?

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Light that shit up.

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Remember to light the goddamn match and try again.

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Stick it in match in the lil' hole under the triangle.
That is not innuendo.