Kirk Kerman

Beyond description.

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@tokuriart They don't even bother inventing the spin drive; they're just using overclocked KAL Controllers

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@SickosCommittee Chile 🇨🇱 has a good one:

C H I - CHI!

L E - LE!

CHI CHI CHI!
LE LE LE!
VIVA CHILE!

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@DaireCarragher I'm a believer in the trifecta of Maple Leafs, Hotspur, and Cowboys. They even have matching colors!

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@FlipperiPerri @Robotbeat Something that never happened?

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@deltaIV9250 Man I need to go back into the NTRS mines

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@JequanOwain @tommy_crimes @PanasonicDX4500 I can understand wanting to forget the 2024 WS...

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@Timi7007 @Icalbert101 @DanielleFong @thewheatgerm Friggin' Tianzhou, man

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@SketchesbyBoze @MusiquePalette Thank you very much for mentioning this one, it's so underrated!

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@jcgalvan18 @SCentralized The old Tales of the Jedi comics IIRC

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@gurtbfrobe500 @POSTGAMEBEERSSS And y'all can go back to Quebec anytime you feel like getting past the first round! :)

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@altyeahright1 @Snow_Blacck He's also wearing the insignia of a Naval Captain not a general or admiral 😭

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@dansedmonson @JayCuda I didn't know we were over .500...

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@B_is_for_Based @StudioONE78852 @TheAbbyswalker More like taking a photo of a photo of food and then posting it online to brag about how good the food you made is

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@SgtGreen_v2 @jorfolle I mean the Soviets did do that with the Bull lol

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@RealScottCCox @meaning_enjoyer Equatorial Guinea is fun for having a government that is both one of the most abysmal and unjust systems in the world and a massive improvement over its predecessor

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@SiddhantAdlakha Or when they say Leia should have instantly died from being sucked out into space when science suggests that humans can actually survive for a couple minutes in hard vacuum, though unconscious. With the force there's no reason she couldn't extend that time

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@NemesisVader @ookamijiro0125 Yes it will be a perfect Blacktron I logo

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@ZeroSuitCamus Actually it's correctly pronounced "Fwon"

[David Corenswet @corenswet]

“The sun is dying.”

“Quick, assemble our hottest, unlikeliest astronaut!”

“IT’S DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME…”