Allison Kirksey

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@Xfinity This also does not take into account the 3 to 5 days (that turned into 10) we waited for a router/modem that we learned today actually had never been ordered by the agent who said she had done so.

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@Xfinity This does not take into account the minutes in between of waiting for someone to call us back while resets and “boosts” are sent to our signal.

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@Xfinity A combined 174 minutes on the phone with various agents and communicating auto bots.

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@Xfinity 10 days, just to help everyone keep track.
10 days of paying for an internet service we’re not getting.

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@ATT can you pretty please get service in our area soon and save us all from @Xfinity ?

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@Xfinity Wi-Fi has been out for six solid hours. Still yet to be restored. Third time this has happened in two weeks, and at the time of this last tweet, we were told that a router would be arriving immediately. Guess what? Lies.

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

A haiku for today’s thunderstorm:

Um, is that lightning?
But I thought it’s November.
What is happening?

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@KirkseySports Anthony Perkins in the fruit cellar in Psycho.

[Ryan Kirksey sports and screens @CableBoxScore]

Fun fact: that last Astros combined no-no happened during the second day of my honeymoon in St Thomas.

My wife @KirkseyAllison willingly watched with me.

Knew we would last forever…

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@SportsCenter Raise your hand if your city has also been personally been victimized by the promise of Russell Westbrook…

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@StarrReadnRun Haven’t played yet.
Is it “NOOOO”??

[Victory Lakes Intermediate @vlinews]

Congratulations to the VLI Theatre Production students and staff coming in first place today at the UIL Competition at Clear Brook High School. Amazing Talent!

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

@jimmyfallon I can hear when the water has warmed in the shower. I think it’s just a slight pitch change, but I’m pretty sure my family is convinced that I’ve made some sort of useless deal with the devil.
#MyDumbSuperpower

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

ABSOLUTELY had fun at work today.
#HaveFunAtWorkDay @ParrPatriots

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

Bringing me joy before the school day even starts. Students are superheroes. @ParrPatriots

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

Celebrating the end of grad school with an early bedtime and a book-for-fun. Join me on Goodreads, and let me know what I’ve missed! https://t.co/mTKBCQgDz3

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

When teachers are told it’s time for the next Covid-protocol “pivot”…

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Trea Turner with the smoothest slide of the season so far 😎

(via @Dodgers)

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

Never miss a teaching opportunity. #purel #purell #potaytah #potahtah

[Allison Kirksey @KirkseyAllison]

The best book I read during the pandemic. Read my review, and let’s be Goodreads friends! #IASL2021 #IASLMorningShow https://t.co/SVbJZzocIr