Kirk Sterling

Freedoms Greetings, I'm Kirk Sterling.

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-the helldivers already stationed on Vega Bay.

This has been Kirk Sterling; Strohmann News!

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Breaking news!

Helldiver efforts on Sapporo continue, with an estimated time until the automatons are fully pushed out being roughly 1:00 York Supreme time.

With Fronteria estimated to be liberated at 4:00 YST, a large surplus of helldivers is expected to bolster-

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Rest in Peace, king 💔

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The new warbond is a s-sniper warbond? @UF16Inspector can we please ensure no helldivers with this warbond come near the Strohmann News building?

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-the automatons from Sapporo.

The overall defense of Vega Bay appears to be close, with helldivers predicted to be behind schedule.

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Breaking news!

At 7:04 York Supreme time the SEAF defending the town of Sapporo collapsed, allowing automaton forces to invade.

By 7:24 the Automaton threat was officially expelled from the town of Giri, allowing helldivers to refocus their efforts to expelling-

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// low effort post due to being in the middle of class

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Freedoms greetings, I'm Kirk Sterling.

The major order turned out to be a success, alongside the campaign.

Alongside the campaign win, high command announced a new warbond, Scope Of Authority.

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That's liberty's latest, I'm Kirk Sterling.

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Heavy Ordnance Distribution ended and will be off cooldown on Saturday, October 17th.

Helldivers continue the valient defense of Vega Bay, but according to analytics, the defense will fail unless reinforcements are allocated.

That's liberty's latest; I'm Kirk Sterling.

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Freedoms greetings, I'm Kirk Sterling

At 5:00am York Supreme time, a new personal issue was ordered to extract from a mission 3 times.

Overnight, no new movements were made by the illuminate against Senge 23, meaning the major order is secured.

At 10:08pm the DSS's-

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twitter putting one of my old closest friends who randomly blocked me for no reason like a year and a half ago on my timeline

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@Gosh_Josh91 @helldivers2 // fr somebody needs to do that

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@Gazer_Spire @misti_vv @BugFestInc Nothing wrong with some light hearted rivalry eh?

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Can't let the inferior reporter win the tourtament now can we? Vote for @BugFestInc /lh

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-2,700 helldivers on Giri, one of 3 major population centers on Vega Bay, it is expected to be defended within a day.

That's liberty's latest; I'm Kirk Sterling.

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Freedom's greetings, am Kirk Sterling.

Fronteria has received reinforcements, with 25,000 helldivers deployed, liberation is expected within 11 hours.

Up next, the DSS has moved to Vega Bay, but with only 6,000 helldivers deployed, failure is still expected. With roughly-

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-2,700 helldivers on Giri, one of 3 major population centers on Vega Bay, it is expected to be defended within a day.

That's liberty's latest; I'm Kirk Sterling.

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Freedom's greetings, am Kirk Sterling.

Fronteria has received reinforcements, with 25,000 helldivers deployed, liberation is expected within 11 hours.

Up next, the DSS has moved to Vega Bay, but with only 6,000 helldivers deployed, failure is still expected. With roughly-