Kirk The Floof

Hi, my name is Kirk! I'm a F1 Standard English Goldendoodle living in Dallas, TX. 80% fluff, 20% pup. Keep up with my shenanigans here. #Kirkthefloof

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Can we go on a social distancing walk.? I promise to not get within 9 ft of any-pawdy 🙏🏻 https://t.co/ILCFneovYT

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Making the most of the hooman’s social distancing birthday with $10 novelty TP, a @skype party, and balloons 🎈 https://t.co/uaM28U7doY

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Of all the tastes in the world, are any really better than tennis ball fuzz??? https://t.co/4pgQPpyAyt

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That feeling when your parents are home with you ALL DAY EVERY DAY! https://t.co/10fQwIoolu

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The humans haven’t left for the evil work place in days - so I decided to take them for a walk 😉 https://t.co/kp47BPbATR

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If you’ve gotta be socially distanced, it’s nice to have a comfy chair and a warm fire to cozy up to! 😊 https://t.co/HgPSBDJcSt

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🎵Home, Home on the range 🎵
🎵Where the floofs and the grandpawrents play🎵 https://t.co/1Mp5StFlP9

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Life is too short to have boring floof 😉 https://t.co/NUfqNsWsZn

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I may be bigger and fluffier than before, but I’m still the same dood! 😄 https://t.co/qAsLibxr55

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Step 1: open a box
Step 2: get in the box
Step 3: bite the box??? https://t.co/130sb6iKNE

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Seriously, dad? You get home from the evil work place and you “just want to relax”? Uncool, dood. https://t.co/E7Mll9tAmj

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I’ve been hypnotized.... by a peanut butter sandwich. https://t.co/fBekyvuBVA

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Double tap to boop the snoot ❤️ https://t.co/FULWjV7Wvi

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It almost looks like we nailed this photo on the first try! 🤣 https://t.co/CXByJdtlGN

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When I visit Ruffy and Paw, this is my face the whole time 😄 https://t.co/YfmiVeWyOl

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What do you mean it’s Monday tomorrow? https://t.co/ur0mgJA5dg

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Doing some morning yoga https://t.co/MI18vCn8a5

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Happy Valentine’s Day dudes and dudettes! ❤️❤️ https://t.co/odqJZlIWaF

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#throwback to when my mom tried to teach me how to use a computer 🙄 https://t.co/UAHTWLZDwL

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Floof: Why do you always have to go to the evil 👿 workplace?
Mom: I ask myself that everyday https://t.co/B0CUmJ1pFh