Kirsten

existing!

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

they just don’t make them like super bass by nicki minaj anymore

[What is Mike Krukow Saying? @whatismikesayin]

@Chilis what the heck no chicken crispers anymore. Bring back the OG. Fortnite did it so can you.

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

just got a sext from my bf

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

A grown ass woman just tried to fight me at a Disney pin trading stand over a little mermaid pin 💀 and lost LMAOOOO

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@scandal_liss 12/10 tweet

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@ConorMaynard throwback to this masterpiece

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@melissamvd @h_loreen Uh oh

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

just quite literally said “yeah fuck it, we ball” to the target employee who asked me if I wanted to get the ps5. he did not laugh and now has been gone for 5 mins

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

me: bodies 4 shots of espresso with my antidepressants first thing in the morning
me 2 hours later: literally why does my stomach hurt

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

I don’t have time to read a “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. I am on my phone

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@h_loreen @CrumblCookies @melissamvd @MagsNmargs @mirandaheaney @itsanneslotnick this is gonna be the one I know it

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

me 🤝🏼 saying “see you later!” to people I will never see again

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@Naughty_Dog please remaster Crash Bash I am not too proud to beg

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

happy birthday queen @Harry_Styles 🍓

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@Limit_liss knew you’d appreciate

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

just held up the entire flight trying to find space for my carry on in the overhead bins

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@CNN @KarenKilgariff !!!

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

My bag was flagged at airport security today. Please take a moment to imagine my horror when the hot TSA agent pulls my harry styles jesus candle out of my suitcase

[Kirsten @KirReeves]

@Venmo 🤞🏼🫶🏼