Kirsten Neff

California born. Louisiana & Texas raised. Coffee lover. Cat lady.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

This moment was already a top-tier theatrical experience but now, it’s a legend. As timeless as movie moments get. What a tragedy. What a gift.

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

You guys, it’s totally okay to start your Christmas movies now. You f***ing deserve it. 🎄

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

Advance copy giveaway!!! #giveaway #win https://t.co/KkjgKapEXT

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

@renna_jennie @bobbybones I’m an elementary teacher lucky enough to still have a job. ♥️ It’s not much, but check your Venmo. 🙂

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

Thank you Johnnyswim for spending 16 hours with me this year on @Spotify. Y’all are my #1. 🥰#spotifywrapped

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

@the_bandar_blog Well it wasn’t until years after reading Because of Winn Dixie (in 5th grade) that I realized the word “melancholy” was not in fact pronounced as it is spelled.🤦🏻‍♀️😂The word is written about & described so beautifully & I was pronouncing it so horrifically. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

I entered this @ElleKingMusic #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link to enter and help me earn entries. https://t.co/QxLzmdeGUY

[Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab]

Listen. You are worth more than the work you do in a day.

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

🙌🏻

[Lady Steinberg @lady_steinberg]

One of my goals in life is to be able to afford to buy six bottles of wine at once to get that discounted price.

[kelso ‎⩔ ‎⍟ ‎✪ caatws @bostonboycevans]

here’s the elevator scene from captain america: the winter soldier, but with toxic in the background.

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

@fablesandwren I mean it’s like $5. Worth it. Haha

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

@fablesandwren Oh girl I haven’t grocery shopped on my own in months! HEB delivery for the win! Ain’t nobody got time for grocery shopping. Haha

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

@IrynaKhymych @gitatrelease This is my top most anticipated book right now! ♥️🖤♥️

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[Jillian Jacqueline @jillianjmusic]

SAD GIRLS 🌸

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[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab]

Dear self, STOP trying to write it right the first time. That isn’t possible. Just write it wrong so you can make it better.

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

A year ago today I woke up in a bed and breakfast in Fredericksburg, TX, nervous for a graphic design job interview that I thought I really, really wanted but… https://t.co/CdhrCMHQiU

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

@fablesandwren I’m sorry, what?! Who even thinks that? Let alone says it!

[Kirsten Neff @KirstenNeff]

I have a pretty great team. ♥️💙#wacoisd #alldayeveryday @ Waco Convention Center https://t.co/9S5mr77stn