Kirt

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

I'm honestly the funniest person I've ever met. I crack myself up at least 20 times a day

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”

me in my 20s:

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

@BarstoolTrent & Jesse being in the crowd 🫢

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

@broshous24 did you win $1,000,000

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

Counting down the days until Christmas break

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

a kid asked me for Cinco de Mayo instead of pico de gallo tonight

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

personally, I should never be up before the sun

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

isn’t it common sense that you need to let people get off the elevator before you get on? please lmk

[EK @ysaintess]

I’ve tested positive for needing a fucking vacation

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

not trying to be the “mask police” or whatever, but you look really dumb if you’re the only one in a place without a mask on

[Megan Gille @MeganGille]

I can’t wait to go to bed

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

6 week classes should be illegal

[6xzw @6ix_zw]

imagine not having anxiety? That shit sounds peaceful as hell

[$ @lascotty]

Zoom got melatonin in it

[Kirt @KirtyKopp]

I’m gonna start wearing a mask every winter, pandemic or not. This shit keeps my face warm

[y @y11xh]

im not the friend you hear from everyday but the friend you can call on any day

[daylon @dayIonn]

Target just be having shit, and I just be buying it

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.